Michael Jackson Memorial Ticket Winners Tonight Sunday! Did You Win?

Here we are at 6pm PCT, finishing up our beautiful 4th of July weekend…

ON THE EDGE OF OUR SEATS…CROSSING OUR FINGERS TO BE THE LUCKY WINNERS TO MICHAEL JACKSON’S LOS ANGELES MEMORIAL AT THE STAPLES CENTER.

Tick-Tock Tick-Tock Tick-Tock…

*THIS JUST IN* Breitbart news source reports that tickets have begun to trickle out to people who registered NOW! Tonight! Sunday!

“OMG OMG OMG OMG i got tickets to the Michael Jackson memorial service!!!” tweeted Deka Daye from San Francisco. Other messages came from users in Scotland and Iran.”

WHOA! WAIT…Did they just say “messages came from users in Scotland and Iran”? Do they mean that people in other countries get the chance to go to the event? That’s weird because a couple days ago, the StaplesCenter.com stated that “all who register, must be U.S.A. citizens.”

Okay, so did Staples let the “U.S. citizen rule” slide today? Is this a mistake? We aren’t being mean, bias or pompous about ‘other countries’ than America, we just thought the rules were only allowing American citizens to enter the memorial contest. Let’s face it, how are these winners from other countries going make it to the memorial anyway? Flights are probably packed, hotels are jammed…how will they travel the distance to make it on time?

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This post was written by Lisa Mason Lee on July 6, 2009 Write a Comment (12)

Facebook Retracts Retarded Statements

I’m pretty sure it was my article that lit the fire under their asses–because Facebook has now admitted they made a big boo boo. or..maybe it was the thousands of other people flooding their inboxes! This lovely gem is on my main Home Page when I log-in:

Terms of Use Update

Over the past few days, we have received a lot of good feedback about the new terms we posted two weeks ago. Because of this response, we have decided to return to our previous Terms of Use while we resolve the issues that people have raised.

Here is my version:

Terms of Endearment

Over the past millennium, we have received a lot of terrible feedback on our supposed rules. Because of this response, we have decided to just drool on ourselves and hit delete. We probably won’t bother with any rule changes anymore. Most of us are fired now.

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This post was written by Carrie on February 18, 2009 Write a Comment (1)