Attack of the Swirl!

Though I’m not afraid to admit I indeed am a victim of the swirl, which celebrity couple pulls it off better. Kim Kardashian and her big headed boyfriend, San Diego native Reggie Bush, or ex-Playmate Kendra Wilkinson and her soon to be husband Hank Bassett?

Wait a minute. Am I noticing a pattern here. Both Hank and Reggie are black football players and victims of the swirl. It’s a revolution people! Kim Kardashian needs to step her game up because Kendra hasn’t even dated Hank for one year and she’s already pregnant and marrying him this Saturday; so she’s financially set for life.

Step your game up Kim! By the look on Reggie’s face..they’ll be over this year.

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This post was written by Porsche on June 23, 2009 Write a Comment

Kim Kardashian is A Liar

Kim Kardashian is about as fake as this imposter of her above. The biggest reality famewhore around, Kardashian, is backtracking on her engagement lie after her boyfriend Reggie Bush probably socked her in her jaw (no violence intended) for trying to take him off the single market.

Supposedly Kardashian has a new publicist, and while they were gabbing other lies to tell to Star magazine, to make sure she stays in the news, Star decided to take her engagement lie and run with it. Well now Kim is taking it back and blaming everything on her publicist saying, “my new publicist was talking to Star Magazine earlier today and accidentally referred to Reggie as my fiance. It’s totally my publicist fault!”

Gosh, its almost as if Reggie had a knife to her throat telling her to keep his name out her mouth (again, no violence intended). What a great customer Kim is to blame everything on her publicist. She continued lying about not picking out an engagement ring with her family, although I could’ve sworn there were cameras with her when she DID in fact go ring shopping with her sisters to pick out a ring.  But she says, “the rumors about me picking out my ring recently are also not true!” Yeah that’s because you did it months ago.

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This post was written by Porsche on June 5, 2009 Write a Comment

Kim Kardashian And Reggie Bush On A Regular Sunday..

Here are the two lovebirds posing for GQ magazine. Why do I suddenly feel like Reggie just always stares at himself while having sex?

Reggie: Oh wow that’s amazing!!!

Kim: Oh I know…that’s why the media is always talking about my butt!

Reggie pushes Kim out of the way…

Reggie: Look at my amazing calves!

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This post was written by Carrie on March 22, 2009 Write a Comment

Weird or Normal?

Khloe Kardashian posted pictures on her official website, of her celebrating her sister’s (Kim Kardashian) boyfriend’s (Reggie Bush) 24th birthday. But there’s just one small detail…Kim wasn’t there! Is it normal for your sister’s to party it up with your boyfriend for his birthday, when you’re stuck at home with the flu; because that’s what Khloe and Courtney Kardashian did. And is it just me, or is Khloe too close to Reggie’s crotch. I know this family is tight and all, but where is the line drawn???

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This post was written by Porsche on March 5, 2009 Write a Comment (3)