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    Lisa Loeb – Pregnant!

    x2orb4 Lisa Loeb   Pregnant!

    Lisa Loeb, once the focus of all my love and affection, is now pregnant, People Magazine reports.  The singer and her husband, Roey Hershkovitz, are ecstatic to welcome their first child.

    “They’re excited to welcome their first child this winter,” said Lisa’s manager.  Loeb, 41, married Hershkovitz, 41, back in January.  Roey is a music production supervisor for The Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien.  Mazel tov to the happy couple.

    You know, if this was ten years ago, I would be heartbroken to know that Lisa Loeb is not only married but pregnant.  But now, I think I’m at peace with the news.  Congrats you guys.

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    Duggars Expecting 19th Child

    More on the way!

    More on the way!

    Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar, the lovable leaders of 18 children on TLC’s 18 Kids and Counting, are expecting this 19th child.  Ninteenth!  Have they run out of names that start with “J” yet?

    “We are so thrilled,” Michelle told People Magazine. “We just couldn’t believe it is happening.”

    Really, you can’t believe it?  After 18th children you are still amazed by the act of childbirth?  Me, I’d be completely bored with it by now.  “Oh, another kid?  Great, now I have to wait nine months before I can drink again…”

    No word from TLC if they plan on changing the title of the show.  It’ll surely be good ratings to see the family grow by one more.  Let’s start submitting our names for the baby now.  I suggest Jolie or Jabberjaw or Jonas…

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    Kourtney Kardashian Considered Abortion

    Kourtney Kardashian - keeping her baby!

    Kourtney Kardashian - keeping her baby!

    Pregnant reality TV star Kourtney Kardashian told People Magazine that she considered abortion after discovering she was pregnant.  Yet, after consulting a doctor and the internet (thank God for the powers of the web!) Kourtney decided to keep the future reality TV star.

    “I do think every woman should have the right to do what they want, but I don’t think it’s talked through enough. I can’t even tell you how many people just say, ‘Oh, get an abortion.’ Like it’s not a big deal,” said Kourtney, who states she went back on forth between adoption, abortion or keeping the child.  The baby’s father, Scott Disick, was supportive either way.  After looking at information online, Kourtney decided she couldn’t give up the baby.

    “I looked online, and I was sitting on bed hysterically crying, reading these stories of people who felt so guilty from having an abortion…I was just sitting there crying, thinking, ‘I can’t do that,’” she decided.  So the baby stays! More Kardashians on the way!  Hooray!

    Kourtney is currently filming Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami for E!  We’ll see how this all gets tied into the show.

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    Penelope Cruz Pregnant?

    Penelope Cruz - mother to be?

    Penelope Cruz - mother to be?

    JustJared.com is reporting that Penelope Cruz is expecting a child with her longtime boyfriend Javier Bardem.  If this turns out to be true, it’ll surely be the most attractive person in the history of Earth.  Also, the child will have two Oscar-winning parents.  Not too shabby!

    The couple have been dating for several years now, though most of their relationship is kept extremely private.  They have no children together and aren’t married.  The source tells JustJared.com that Penelope is four months along in her pregnancy.

    Congratulations to the happy couple!

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    Lindsay Lohan’s “Labor Pains” Movie Hits Big Ratings on ABC Family

    Lindsay in Labor Pains

    Lindsay in Labor Pains

    What did you do tonight? Were you one of the many who watched the Lindsay Lohan movie “Labor Pains” on ABC Family channel? I know that all of my friends did! I couldn’t believe my rainbow array of friends that tuned into the movie!

    Lindsay’s Back!!! Yay!

    Did you watch it? Did you love the profanity and bleeps in the film? The smoking, the drinking, the pregnancy? Not all that appropriate for a “family” channel! ABC Family’s new slogan states, “A new kind of family.” So does “new” mean “profane?”

    Guess ABC Family needs the attention and ratings!

    Did you underestimate Lindsay’s star power? Bet she pulled in better ratings than any other show tonight!
    Go Lindsay! Go Lindsay! Show em up! Show em up!

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    Jim Carrey to be a Grandfather

    Jim and his (now pregnant) daughter

    Jim and his (now pregnant) daughter

    Wow, I suddenly feel old.

    Funny man Jim Carrey is going to be a grandfather.  His daughter, 21-year-old Jane, is pregnant with her first child.  The father is rocker Alex Santana.  Jane is also a musician and lead singer of the Jane Carrey Band.

    “I am very excited,” the 47-year-old Carrey said in a statement. “Jane is going to be a great mom.”

    Man, I remember when Jim Carrey was just a star on In Living Color.  Now he’s a (young) grandfather and I’m older than his daughter.  Holy cow, is time just speeding by or what?

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    Ellen and Portia Don’t Like Penis

    They Love their Animals

    They Love their Animals

     

    Ellen DeGeneres and Portia De Rossi are a popular couple in the gay community. But those admirers better not be wishing for an Ellen Jr. because the happy newlyweds don’t plan to have any children. The daytime funny woman Ellen, told AOL’s Inside/TV, “I don’t think we’re going to have kids. We have animals, and we love them. They don’t talk back, and they don’t explore their vocal chords out in public.”

    Did Ellen just compare kids to animals? Of course Ellen or Portia would need another object to have children…a penis! If either of them really wanted children in their lives then they wouldn’t be gay. What do you think, they were born that way.

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    Bo Bice and Wife Are Expecting!

     Bo Bice and Wife Are Expecting!

    Bo Bice is a baby making machine. Bo has implanted his seed in wife, Caroline, for the third time. This kid will join will  9-month-old Caleb James and 3-year-old Aidan Michael in January. God bless you Bo Bice. Keep replenishing America with your seed! Hey Fox, I smell a reality show!

    Congrats to the very busy couple!

    Congrats you two!

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    Lil Wayne’s expecting 2 bundles of joy this year

    LilWayne3 Lil Waynes expecting 2 bundles of joy this year

    Lil Wayne is gonna be a daddy twice this year by 2 different women!! Singer Nivea Hamilton and model/actress Lauren London of “ATL” and the upcoming “I love You Beth Cooper”.

    Man, Lil Wayne you are having the best year ever! Congratulations to Wayne for his growing family. I hope that for Christmas he gets an industrial size  mega box of condoms from Costco. Safe sex kids, always practice safe sex unless you’re a rapper who has the top selling album of 2008, 218 tattoos, and a mouth full of pirate treasure.

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    Kendra is pregnant.

    425baskettwilkinsonlc061009 Kendra is pregnant.

    Congratulations to former Playmate Kendra “Boobs” Wilkinson and her fiancee Hank Baskett. The reality show couple are expecting their first child.

    “I’m 12 weeks along,” she tells an E! reporter. “And my doctor told me I’m due on Christmas Day! We were actually trying to plan a June baby next year, but we’re so happy that it’s Christmas. The baby is going to be spoiled with a lot more gifts.”

    It’s going to be very interesting to see what position her boobs are going to take in this pregnant matter. Now when  is Hank going to make Kendra an honest woman? I wonder what shade of white she’ll wear?  Will Hugh be his Best Man at the wedding? I’m sure E! will put together quite an “unscripted” season finale that will answer all my questions.

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