
Put a fork in him, he's done
I just read that MTV Movie Awards writer Scott Aukerman confirmed that the Bruno/Eminem teabagging at the MTV Movie Awards on Sunday was staged. They actually rehearsed it.Go figure.
“Yes, the Bruno/Eminem incident was staged,” he wrote. “That’s all anyone wants to talk about, so lets get it out of the way ¦ They rehearsed it at dress and yes, it went as far as it did on the live show then.”
It’s also reported that Paris Hilton was offered to do the stunt first but turned it down and is happy that she did. When Paris Hilton starts making sound decisions, you know the apocalypse is nigh.
While Bruno will go on to make some decent movie at the box office, Eminem’s credibility is gonna start sagging lower than his pants. A “hardcore” rapper, who is notably homophobic setting up a publicity stunt where he gets a face full of ass and storms off? It would have worked if he would’ve laughed it off, then he would seem like a grown up with a sense of humor.

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Jenny sings for the President
Jennifer Hudson was amongst many celebrity guests who came out to the Beverly Hilton yesterday for a Democratic Fundraiser. The event raised over $2 million dollars for the the democratic party. Over 1,000 people came out to hear Pres. Obama speak and to enjoy featured performances by Hudson and Earth, Wind and Fire.
Now it clearly looks like she has been “sperminated”, in the words of Perez Hilton. She’s not trying to hide it but won’t confirm it, which makes me anxious. Is is a baby in there or a Dominos Bread Bowl? Somebody help me out here.
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Rihanna and Chris Brown at the 2009 Grammy pre party, moments later they started a fight club
After months of speculation it looks like Rihanna’s finally heading to court in June to sort through this whole domestic abuse madness.
Donald Etra, Rihanna’s lawyer, told reporters that prosecutors have told him the Barbados-born singer will receive a subpoena to testify at a preliminary hearing June 22. The hearing will focus on whether there is enough evidence to continue the case against Brown.
Etra said Rihanna will comply with the order. It would mark her first appearance in court since felony assault and criminal threats charges were filed against Brown in March.
Chris Brown has become a baby Ike Turner. I really wish he would just stay at home and shut his mouth for a while. Public appearances, media benders and Youtube videos are doing nothing for his image if anything he’s wrecking any possibility of a career resurrection. He has money, he should buy like $100 worth of Jack in the Box mini sirloin burgers and play Rockband for a few months in his rec room. Chill out Chris.
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Gerard and the baby parade
Gerard Way of My Chemical Romance, the cherubic baby daddy of emo, is now the father of a little emo princess. Mikey Way, bassist for MCR, Levar Burton announced via Twitter, (uggghh), that Bandit Lee was born yesterday night weighing in at 6 lbs., 5.6 oz and is “healthy and happy.” Her mother “Lyn Z” or Lindsey, Mindless Self Indulgence bassist, is said to be in great spirits.
I wonder if having 2 emo musician parents will cancel out Bandits chances of a similiar fate. She’ll probably grow up, change her name to Ethel and become a nun or a librarian.
Update:
It has been pointed out that Levar Burton “tweeted” the announcement of the birth and Mikey Way “retweeted” it shortly thereafter. So RT means retweet? I could care less.
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The MTV reality personality exclusively premiered her new single “Look How I’m Doing” on “On-Air With Ryan Seacrest” Wednesday morning.
The song is described as “a mix of pop and club, with a catchy beat and a bit of bass”.
I’m pretty sure it’s gonna sound like ca ca.
Click Here To Listen To Heidi Montag’s “Look How I’m Doin”
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