Lindsay was sunbathing in Hawaii recently when King Skeleton, Lord of the Underworld–came up to her in broad daylight. Paparazzi went crazy but the sun was blinding the cameramen and WE are the only ones who got the shot. Shortly after this photo was taken, Lindsay and the King held hands and jumped into a lava pit that opened up about 5 feet in front of us. She is currently leading the stick people in a revolution-overtaking hell- and pretending to not want to gorge at Olive Garden.
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Lindsay Lohan was hyperventilating on twitter again recently… supposedly she’s in a fight with her man- Samantha Ronson. I’m beginning to think that they aren’t right for each other. Anyone else?
Read from the bottom up!…..I guess she is named “Jack Daniels”. How sweet!!!
@jackdaniels9 oh- it’s like this? fine. Byebye
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@lilyroseallen oy dafty fella 
ring me on my cellular woman. d message me for the new digiez
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@lilyroseallen OMG WOMAN! CAWLLLL MEEEEEEEE im meeting you in san fran babydoll
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@jackdaniels9 ask ur sister 2 stop yelling profanity plz;;stop doing drugs. and tell charlotte to do more-she could loose a stone or 10.
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@jackdaniels9 please go away. & go to bed. u work hard, & u need some rest. those around u are clearly negative influences. miss u.be wellxx
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On Samantha Ronson:
Samantha and I have been living together¦ and I finally found this great new house in LA so now we’re closer to each other. It’s literally around the block¦ I got my license back a week and a half ago. That was a big deal. It’s [restricted], but it just feels so good.
On Britney Spears:
She’s marketed as an entertainer, which is what she is. Not necessarily as, like, an artist. And I respect that about her, cause she doesn’t want to pretend.
On her future:
I’m talking to [lots of people]. One is Sean Penn I spoke to him again the other day. We’re trying to get Seth Rogen for this project, but Seth won’t call us back. So call us back, Seth, if you’re reading this!
Seth Rogan is the smartest son of a you know what!!!
I had something different in mind for this interview. Here are the questions I would have asked:
1. What does Samantha do that really turns you on?
2. Do you like waking up at 4pm every day and not eating?
3. Do you call Jack Nicholson daddy?
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Ive thought about it…as every girl has thought about it. Is becoming a lebsian better than dealing with guys who HAVE NO CLUE what women really want and think? haha. Why aren’t guys mind readers–since they claim to have super special powers like Luke Skywalker!!!
Lindsay Lohan is proving over and over again that being with a lesbian, and a scary lesbian with no boobs at that, is a sheer waste of energy and time.
Im pretty sure Michael Lohan is going to blog any moment- mention us Michael!! ha
Lindsay, WAKE UP. Its really tiring. Obviously you guys ARE fighting because this is the 10th time in the last week I’ve seen a different report, in a different place about it. I know sometimes the media is making things up, but sometimes it’s not… get your act together. Make some good movies.Watch Dakota Fanning…she seems to know how to handle fame. This relationship you have is a joke to a lot of people because if you fight like this—it means you are not compatible..no matter what crazy crap is going on in the bedroom. Honestly… my worst relationship with a guy was still angelic compared to yours.
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