Good thing Lindsay Lohan had too many legal troubles, and got fired from the role as former porn queen Linda Lovelace. 
The role was re-cast to better and more responsible actress Amanda Seyfried (Mama Mia, Chloe, Jennifer’s Body), 26, who will starring alongside Peter Sarsgaard, and featuring cameos from James Franco, Eric Roberts and Sarah Jessica Parker to name a few.
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Good thing American Idol booted off Colton Dixon, because he’s moving on in a fabulous direction… to the White House! 
Colton Dixon, who is known for being a Christian-based musician, scored an invite to last night’s 98th White House Correspondents Dinner. He was in company with everyone from Rick Santorum to Lindsay Lohan at the party dinner.
Follow @TheCountNews Model Kate Upton, who is best known for being the covergirl on the 2012 Sports Illustrated Magazine Cover, was invited to the 98th White House Correspondents Dinner. ![WhcdKateUpton2 Kate Uptons Butt a Guest at White House Correspondents Dinner [Pics]](http://thecount.com/wp-content/uploads/WhcdKateUpton2.jpg "WhcdKateUpton2")
Being in the presence of people like Kim Kardashian and Lindsay Lohan, who were also at the dinner, Upton just might be hanging with some new Hollywood wash-ups friends soon!
Follow @TheCountNews Yep, people like Lindsay Lohan were invited to hang out with the United States President Barack Obama, at the 98th annual White House Correspondents Dinner Saturday night. ![WhcdLohan1 Lindsay Lohan White House Correspondents Dinner [Pics]](http://thecount.com/wp-content/uploads/WhcdLohan1.jpg "WhcdLohan1")
Lohan somehow keeps sustaining her ‘career’, by pretty much being ‘famous for being famous’. She keeps getting booked, although it’s crystal clear that her acting skills have gone down the drain. That’s why she’s famous for being famous. She’s like a novelty item.
Follow @TheCountNews “This is what women in Colombia look like, what do you expect the Secret Service to do?”… was one of the many ‘touchy’ jokes that comedian Jimmy Kimmel spit out at Saturday night’s 98th ‘White House Correspondents Dinner’. 
If you don’t get the joke, read THIS story about the U.S. Secret Service men who partied with cocaine and hookers in Colombia a couple weeks ago.
Follow @TheCountNews Barack Obama the comedian, spoke for 16 minutes at last night’s famed ‘White House Correspondents Dinner’, kicking off the event. 
Obama was looking very fit last night, as he must have just used a box of “Just For Men”, leaving no gray hairs left for us to see.
Follow @TheCountNews I just got a little more respect for the lady who plays Coach Beiste on GLEE! Dot Marie Jones tweeted, “Gonna be a long day!! Some ppl show up late and just throw a wrench in things. Not cool! I’d rather be an hour early (I was) than 5 minutes late!” Just so happens that the tardy party was none other than Lindsay Lohan! Not a good start for the Lohan.
Mask star, Eric Stoltz is directing this episode and alrerady stroking Lindsay’s ego by stating she was “very professional.” I guess he means once she shows up she is…
George Zimmerman murdered a teen: Bail set at $150,000 Lindsay Lohan failed a drug test: Bail set at $300,000 This is our justice system.
Florida’s legal system is nonexistent. Bush-Gore recount. Casey Anthony. Zimmerman free on bail.
dude in my #LRT is convinced Zimmerman would shoot me. Little does he kno I’m a member of the klan so I got immunity in every suburb ^_^
Follow @TheCountNews Lindsay Lohan used to date female DJ Samantha Ronson. After their lesbian affair, Lohan got entangled in the law, to the point where it was impossible for Lohan to date Ronson or anyone at all! 
Lohan claims to swing back and forth from men to women, and since her time with Ronson, we haven’t seen Lohan date anyone! That’s probably a good thing, considering how unstable her own life has been in recent years.
Now, Lohan has a new life, and so does Ronson, but does Ronson miss her old ginger Linds? Ronson was seen out with a ‘new’ hefty redhead last night, and it makes us wonder, if Ronson misses Lohan, or just has a ‘thing’ for gingers?
Follow @TheCountNews No! Not the AMC show “The Walking Dead”… but the ongoing club of ‘skinny’, ‘zombie-like’ stars who walk around looking dead. 
We couldn’t help but put Lindsay Lohan’s sister Ali Lohan in the club, as she is a perfect fit. Pasty-pale, too thin, boney, haggard- she fits all of the requirements!
Yes we sound mean, but how else can you entice her to eat a big cheeseburger that she obviously needs!?
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D-Nice 
Kevin Lilly