Paris fashion week brought great jeers from Lindsay’s fashion peers.
Lindsay Lohan and Spanish designer Estrella Archs debuted the awful Spring 2010 Ungaro collection today in Paris.
Colors flying in all the wrong directions and hearts on butts where only a few of the misguided fashion statements Lohan made in this collection.
But the real question is, what the hell is going on with Lindsay’s face? She looks beyond tired and a bit off kilter. Who know? I’ve been warning her mother to intervene, but it seems no one is listening…
If only there was some sort of government body that monitored bad parents and prevented unhealthy households. If only…
Our favorite competitive drinker, Lindsay Lohan (pictured above in her natural habitat) took her 15-year-old sister Ali out to the bars of Los Angeles recently, enjoying a night of sisterly partying and smoking. Cute.
According to Life & Style Magazine, Linds and Ali “partied until after 1 a.m., and [Lindsay] treated Ali as if she were just one of her friends at the club with her. And Ali was excited to be there.” A waitress at the swanky Roosevelt Hotel said that “both of them were smoking like chimneys and dancing around.”
Okay, I’m not going to tell people how to live their lives but, Ali Lohan, don’t follow in your sister’s footsteps. She seems like a perfectly nice girl but she has made some horrible, horrible choices when it comes to her health. Just look at that picture of her, she looks like Mickey Rourke a very old lady. So while it’s fun to hang with your older sister, just stay away from the drinking and smoking. Trust me, you’ll thank me later.
Pictured above is Lindsay Lohan, looking like a fifty year old woman. Honestly, I’m shocked when I remember that Lindsay is YOUNGER than me. She is starting to remind me of Jenny from Forrest Gump.
There is nothing like a 5:00am, romantic, angst-ridden rant to really affirm one’s clear headed-ness. We, of course, needed more proof that Lindsay Lohan was on the level and she gave it to us. Early this morning, she used her very public Twitter account to argue with her on again/off again girlfriend, Samantha Ronson. Actually, it’s more like a multi-layered poem, misguided and penned by a modern age Emily Dickinson on a bad day. Her “tweet,” filled with plenty of confusion and stream of consciousness, reads as follows:
@samantharonson can you make an attempt to not ruin ANYTHI
zG positive that i have FINALLY deserved just to cry myself to sleep with your cheats, errors, and thank you…
for being a friend before a sell-out……….the term “self out” was coined from ME and i gave them sooooooo much insight
For their not only COMPLETE, BUT SUBSTANISAN ***FRIENDS***********
@samantharonson BUT YOU DID perform to her..you JUST told me that your friends are worth more than i am 2 your family & that i’m gross*thx
It’s poetry. Sheer poetry. Ok now, class. Who can tell me the deeper significance of “i’m gross*thx?” Where is Lindsay trailing off to when she writes “cheats, errors, and thank you…?”
Given the source, take this with a grain of salt. The National Enquirer is reporting that Lindsay Lohan has a stash of sexy, provocative photos of herself with on-again/off-again girlfriend Samantha Ronson.
According to the magazine, Lohan was terrified that her recent break-in might have exposed the compromising photographs. Luckily, it seems that the X-rated pics are safely within Lohan’s possession. Actually, I don’t know if anything in Lohan’s possession is ever truly safe.
Says The Enquirer’s inside source: “Lindsay admitted there were girly poses of her and Sam, scantily clad. Other photos showed her in compromising poses were pornographic, but she kept repeating how she’d been absolutely frantic…”
Let’s face it Lindsay, naked photos of you could only help your career. Let the world see you naked. Again.
Everyone and their mother is posting pictures of a braless Lindsay Lohan strolling around the streets of New York. I thought this Lohan, Bigfoot sighting was much more interesting…
Poor Lindsay Lohan… At the tender age of 23 she looks like twice that age. Our friends at x17 caught Lohan at the Inglourious Basterds premiere. I don’t feel great about posting these pictures because I actually feel sorry for Lohan, however, in the interest of giving you, our loyal ThecounT.com readers “the whole story,” here you go…
Ouch! ‘A pain in the arse’ Lindsay Lohan was reportedly a struggle to work with for this magazine shoot. She is still wishy washy according the ‘grain of salt’ UK rag mag The Sun. Lindsay is now getting work again after her drug and tardiness problems. Lindsay has luckily landed another job for an upcoming Robert Rodriguez film “Machete”. Will Lindsay break her unruly habits in time to be a good little star for this movie? The Sun entitled their story about this shoot for this cover of UK’s Elle magazine as: “Li-Lo Took Us to Elle and Back”.
The Sun said Elle’s editor-in-chief Lorraine Candy said this about LL’s unprofessional behavior on the shoot: “Lindsay Lohan wrote me a note during this month’s cover shoot. “It read: ‘Let’s do it again some time.’ I’ve put it on my office wall because, in all honesty, I don’t know if I could. “This was the most unpredictable, and confusing shoot in my magazine career. “First, Lindsay was about to arrive. Then she was in Paris. She was almost on set, then she disappeared into her hotel room. “She was ready for her interview, then she had to have a fake tan! But we got there.”
There is nothing like a 5:00am, romantic, angst-ridden rant to really affirm one’s clear headed-ness. We, of course, needed more proof that 
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