Lindsay Needs A Friend

In the newest issue of Us Weekly, Lindsay Lohan opens up about her heartbreaking split from Samantha Ronson, the “humiliating” weekend showdown with Ronson’s family, and says that friends’ fears she is suicidal are unfounded.

“It’s absolute hell,” Lohan told Us on Monday in a far-ranging interview over several lengthy phone calls and emails where she was both agitated, crying and baffled by the turn of events.

Ronson broke it off with her girlfriend of nearly two years last Friday, and hired five security guards to keep Lohan out of an afterparty for her sister Charlotte at the Chateau Marmont.

“I’m not a bad person and this is what happens,” Lohan told Us through tears. “I was raised to treat people well, and I’m so tired of this drama.”

Lohan says she’s “so alone” without Ronson.

“Everyone’s turned on me,” says the actress. She tells the magazine that the night of the Chateau showdown, Nicole Richie walked by her and said “Uck,” and Drea De Matteo said, “Come at me, bitch.”

I know someone who will be your friend Lindsay…

Sammy The Skeleton…

Stop ignoring him and he’ll help you. I promise.

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This post was written by Carrie on April 7, 2009 Write a Comment

Lindsay Lohan Tweets Herself To Death

Lindsay Lohan was hyperventilating on twitter again recently… supposedly she’s in a fight with her man- Samantha Ronson.  I’m beginning to think that they aren’t right for each other. Anyone else?

Read from the bottom up!…..I guess she is named “Jack Daniels”. How sweet!!!

@jackdaniels9 oh- it’s like this? fine. Byebye
about 1 hour ago from web in reply to jackdaniels9

@lilyroseallen oy dafty fella ring me on my cellular woman. d message me for the new digiez
about 1 hour ago from web in reply to lilyroseallen

@lilyroseallen OMG WOMAN! CAWLLLL MEEEEEEEE im meeting you in san fran babydoll
about 2 hours ago from web in reply to lilyroseallen

@jackdaniels9 ask ur sister 2 stop yelling profanity plz;;stop doing drugs. and tell charlotte to do more-she could loose a stone or 10.
about 9 hours ago from web in reply to jackdaniels9

@jackdaniels9 please go away. & go to bed. u work hard, & u need some rest. those around u are clearly negative influences. miss u.be wellxx
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This post was written by Carrie on April 6, 2009 Write a Comment (1)

Lindsay Lohan Interview In Nylon Magazine

On Samantha Ronson:
Samantha and I have been living together¦ and I finally found this great new house in LA so now we’re closer to each other. It’s literally around the block¦ I got my license back a week and a half ago. That was a big deal. It’s [restricted], but it just feels so good.

On Britney Spears:
She’s marketed as an entertainer, which is what she is. Not necessarily as, like, an artist. And I respect that about her, cause she doesn’t want to pretend.

On her future:
I’m talking to [lots of people]. One is Sean Penn I spoke to him again the other day. We’re trying to get Seth Rogen for this project, but Seth won’t call us back. So call us back, Seth, if you’re reading this!

Seth Rogan is the smartest son of a you know what!!!

I had something different in mind for this interview. Here are the questions I would have asked:

1. What does Samantha do that really turns you on?

2. Do you like waking up at 4pm every day and not eating?

3.  Do you call Jack Nicholson daddy?

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This post was written by Carrie on March 19, 2009 Write a Comment