
"Hey Ali, go get your big sister an ash tray."
If only there was some sort of government body that monitored bad parents and prevented unhealthy households. If only…
Our favorite competitive drinker, Lindsay Lohan (pictured above in her natural habitat) took her 15-year-old sister Ali out to the bars of Los Angeles recently, enjoying a night of sisterly partying and smoking. Cute.
According to Life & Style Magazine, Linds and Ali “partied until after 1 a.m., and [Lindsay] treated Ali as if she were just one of her friends at the club with her. And Ali was excited to be there.” A waitress at the swanky Roosevelt Hotel said that “both of them were smoking like chimneys and dancing around.”
Okay, I’m not going to tell people how to live their lives but, Ali Lohan, don’t follow in your sister’s footsteps. She seems like a perfectly nice girl but she has made some horrible, horrible choices when it comes to her health. Just look at that picture of her, she looks like Mickey Rourke a very old lady. So while it’s fun to hang with your older sister, just stay away from the drinking and smoking. Trust me, you’ll thank me later.
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Breitbart news source reports:

MJ's Tour poster "This Is It"
More than 750,000 Michael Jackson fans can get full refunds for the pop star’s canceled 50-night “This is It” concert extravaganza—or opt to receive souvenir tickets instead, the promoters announced Monday.
In a move that could help recoup some of its losses from the ill-fated tour, Los Angeles-based AEG Live said fans could choose to receive the actual tickets, which it said feature graphics “inspired and designed” by Jackson himself.
Images of the tickets, complete with a 3-D effect, can be viewed on the Web site http://www.MichaelJacksonLive.com beginning Wednesday, AEG said in a statement. Fans have until Aug. 14 to take the ticket offer.
For those opting for a refund, all service charges paid to authorized ticket sellers will be included, the statement said.
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David Carradine in Kung Fu show
More than 400 people, including numerous actors, attended actor and legend David Carradine’s funeral today in Los Angeles.
Breitbart reports: ”Services and the burial were private. Among those seen entering the memorial service were the actor’s brother, Keith Carradine, longtime friend Michael Madsen and “Kill Bill” co-star Lucy Liu.”
We at ThecounT are big fans of DC. Love and RIP. XO
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Check it out… made world news on Reuters.com

Lisa Mason Lee
Click on pic to read full story about “Hollywood actors seen approving new labor pact”
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Britney’s signature stop at Starbucks over the weekend.

Britney Spears
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May 17 Quake L.A.
Big earthquake in California! 5.0! 5.0! 5.0! Stars are Twittering away about it! Here’s their expressions…
Brody Jenner: “OMG!!! Just an earthquake”
Heidi Montag: “wow just landed in ny and heard there was an earthquake in la!”
Soleil Moon Frye: “Earthquake felt pretty strong here. Family is safe. Brought back memories of living in the valley for some very big ones.”
Tony Hawk: “woah earthquake. We couldn’t figure out why the bathroom was rattling and I just saw all my friends’ Tweets from LA.”
Mariel Hemingway: “there was an earth quake right?”
Tila Tequila: “HOLY CRAAPPP! AM I TRIPPIN OR WAS THAT AN EARTHQUAKE IN LA??????? WHOA! I WAS DOING SOME BUSINESS ON THE PHONE AND THE ENTIRE HOUSE SHAKIN!”
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Twilight’s hot vampire boy Rob Pattinson was out last night celebrating his 23rd birthday. He was swarmed by fans and autographs! Where is Kristen Stewart?



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Another weird X17 peeper video of Britney driving in her convertible Mercedes. This pap filmed her in their rear view mirror, which showed her driving stag, in the sunshine, smoking a cigarette. You can hardly tell it’s her.
Can she just have some alone time?! Apparently not. Maybe she shouldn’t go out without her bodyguard.
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Lutfi Spears
Britney Spears’ ex-manager, Sam Lutfi, who was issued a permanent restraining order against Britney and her family until 2012, may be forced to pay Britney’s legal bills! Britney’s lawyers asked a Los Angeles court last Friday to make Lutfi pay $123,142 in legal fees for the “courtroom battle over the restraining order,” according to People.com [Lutfi can't even afford his rent!].
“In addition, her lawyers are seeking $129,922 from Jon Eardley, an attorney who has challenged Jamie Spears’s control over his daughter, and $72,292 from her ex-boyfriend Adnan Ghalib. Both Eardley and Ghalib were also ordered to stay away from the pop star.” The judge has not yet agreed to the request.

K-Donut
Wait that’s not all! Britney needs the money! K-Fed’s donut addiction along with his other spending habits is costing him to move out of his costly home! Look left, he is carrying a box of donuts! The $40,000 Britney gives him each month isn’t enough for K-Fed. Don’t forget that Britney’s money is going to K-Fed’s other baby mama Shar Jackson too. K-Fed’s child support for he and Shar’s kids comes from Britney’s pocket!
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