Kate Gosselin and two of her eight children (Mady and Cara) went to go see the Jonas Brothers last night at the Philadelphia Wachovia Center. Wow, The Jonas Brothers and Kate Gosselin in the same vicinity? Pop culture overload!
The girls brought a friend along and spent the night rocking out to the sweet tunes of the JoBros. It’s good to see them living a rather simple life while Jon bounces from one girl to the next.
Head on over to Radar Online to learn more about the eventful girls night out.
For a quick second I was proud of Miley Cyrus. She broke up with her 20 year old boyfriend; what a 16 year old is doing with a grown as man I have no idea, but they’re dunzo so I guess it doesn’t matter. She started seeing the cutest Jonas Brother Nick. He is an active Christian and I thought Miley was too, but when you participate in hoe activity such as taking overly sexual pictures like these, positive thoughts about you are hard to find.
This photo of Cyrus molesting this chair AND looking a little too slutty with the DIRECTOR of her latest film, Adam Shankman, has hit the net and hasn’t received good reviews. Hmm, I’m starting to wonder what Miley did to get the part in this movie. In her defense, the pervert, I mean director posted this message on his Twitter:
“Miley is a sweet angel who works tirelessly and endlessly, and is allowed to have fun in the make up room! Seriously! Lighten up or no more behind the scenes pics! She’s like my angel little sister.“
Nick Jonas or “Mr. President” his self proclaimed nickname, hit his Twitter up to congratulate the class of 2009.
“I’m happy to announce I have graduated! Class of 09! Congrats to everyone else who has also graduated this year! -Mr. President (Nick)”
Congratulations to Nick for being a 16 year old high school graduate, a multimillionaire in a world reknown pop group and retaining his chastity while rekindling your romance with Miley Cyrus.
Nick Jonas: a manchild of true integrity, self control, and superior wisdom. A word of advice Nick, never take nudie pics or tape yourself doing anything besides playing music, we can’ have any of these killing your progress. You are the Jonas that I vote most likely to succeed after the age of 21. I’m counting on you soldier.
After James Franco bailed on his UCLA commencement speech obligation earlier in the week, soon to be grads started a Facebook petition to get Conan O’Brien, the new host of the Tonight Show, to replace him. The students collected over 2,000 signatures and then Conan dropped a polite bomb with this statement:
“I am honored to be asked but I am so busy launching “The Tonight Show” there just is not enough time to give this speech the preparation it deserves. I wish everyone in the class of 2009 the best and I am honored that they thought of me.”
Wow, so you mean to tell me that a Facebook petition is pointless? Gah. UCLA is striking out and losing some street cred over this. I’m pretty sure they could get the Jonas Brothers. They might be a little young and sans a college degree but they’ll do ANYTHING to sell a few albums lately.
Ay Dios Mio. The Jonas Brothers train is pulling forward to the next stop on the most disastrous publicity tour of 2009. After having their show moved to Sunday night, Joe dancing (poorly) to the Beyonce “Single Ladies” song , they have now brought their mother into the mix. The pop band who blazed up the charts and into the hearts of your kid sister are gracing the cover of the new issue of Good Housekeeping. Yikes. In the interview the Jonas mom, Denise, proceeds to speak about their sexual temptations and succeeds to speak on the behalf of her sons’ abstinence. Here’s an excerpt to illustrate my point.
“They are men. They have desires. They have testosterone,” she says. “If they make a mistake, I’m not going to hate them.”
“I don’t think they are above or below being seduced,” she adds. “I would be foolish if I thought that. They are tested and tested, like every one of us. I pray for them.”
Purity Rings
As for the purity rings Kevin, 21, Joe, 19, and Nick, 16, all wear, Denise says it was a private decision that’s gotten some unwanted attention.
What you are about to watch is awkward and sad with a dash of desperation. Joe Jonas, the most popular of the Jonas, took a bullet for his band of brothers while promoting their upcoming album release. For viral marketing purposes he was forced to put on a leotard and dance to “Single Ladies” by Beyonce. I understand that this worked really well for Justin Timberlake on SNL but that was because all the guys in the sketch really committed to it, it was funnier because they did it well. So please buy the Jonas Brothers new album, “Lines, Vines, and Trying Times” out on June 16th. They really really need it. Check out Joe dancing below and feel my shame.
I know Porsche from ThecounT.com covered this story earlier but I just had to put my 2 cents in. Lady Gaga is duping us all. Not only am I NOT sure that I even know what she looks like, now she’s gone and mouthed off about the Jonas Brothers. Pop Crunch reports:
The 23-year-old “Love Game” singer– a former NYC exotic dancer- is a huge fan of the brothers from neighboring New Jersey — and she’s not at all put off by the persistent presence of the promise rings Nick Joe and Kevin wear to stay chaste until marriage.
“I love The Jonas Brothers, they’re very talented. I met them once. I’d like to have a foursome with them.”
Okay look here “Lady” the shock value on saying you want to screw the Jonas Bros is completed dated. They are clearly sexually active, (Kevin is like 33 years old and married, Joe’s all over town with saucy Camilla Belle, and Nick went out with Miley who is “mature” for her age) The poor brothers are slowly vanishing from the relevant public eye. If you wanna play the shocking role, try walking out of your house without makeup on. If you really want to shock people with your incestual and pedophilistic musings then say you wanna sleep Nick Jonas because he’s sixteen and you like them young and tight. You’re Gaga, get more creative. Geesh
“Lady in the sky with diamonds” is not a tune the remaining Beatles will be singing to GaGa anytime soon now that she has compared them the Jonas Brothers!
Maybe the month off work the record company gave GaGa because they felt she was being over worked was just not enough time to recover, she is is obviously still delusional.
The clash of the titans- aka best movie plots of all time- occurred this weekend at the box office. The winner? Tyler Perry.
“Tyler Perry’s Madea Goes to Jail” locked up $16.5 million in ticket sales to claim the top spot at the box office for a second straight weekend, beating out “Jonas Brothers: The 3D Concert Experience.”
Jonas Brothers is in 3-D? Zits in 3-D? Puberty in 3-D?
I think when I make a film I’m going to name it,
“Carrie’s egotistical story about a cat and her owner”
“Carrie’s Grandma Beth and the horse she rode in on”
“Carrie’s path to salvation”
“Carrie’s trip to Scranton”
I can’t stand how Tyler Perry has his name in front of all his films. What is that about…will someone tell me?
Here is Tyler Perry building another house for himself
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