“This is what women in Colombia look like, what do you expect the Secret Service to do?”… was one of the many ‘touchy’ jokes that comedian Jimmy Kimmel spit out at Saturday night’s 98th ‘White House Correspondents Dinner’. 
If you don’t get the joke, read THIS story about the U.S. Secret Service men who partied with cocaine and hookers in Colombia a couple weeks ago.
Follow @TheCountNews 
Image via Wikipedia
From the Bob Marley Birthday cake to this song and video from Miley Cyrus, supporting the Occupy movement… “It’s a Liberty Walk”.
Follow @TheCountNews 
Do you know who this little girl grew up to be? Do you need a hint? Sorry this one is just to easy!
Anyway if you think you know this future star is then you can comment and then check out this most awesome collection of photos starring, you guessed it, this future star!
Follow @TheCountNews Folks this is no joke! Producers of bottled water in the UK are now forbidden by law from making the claim that water hydrates and they will face two years in the slammer jail if they say different!
Image via Wikipedia
A few news outlets covered this story to the hilt so click below to continue reading.
Ashley Biden, the daughter of that guy with all the free time these days, Vice President Joe Biden, is finally getting hitched.
“We’re going to do it in Delaware,” said the mother of the bride, Jill Biden.
So far what we know is it’s all going down in Delaware, but no exact location was given. America’s second daughter is to marry Philly plastic surgeon Dr. Howard Krein. The couple has been knowing each other for just over a year.
The official statement said: “The vice president, Dr. (Jill) Biden and their entire family are thrilled.”
Bruno the Bull
Cohen will not only star in “The Dictator”, which will be based on Hussein, but he is also co-writing it too. Larry Charles who directed Borat and Bruno, will be directing The Dictator, which is scheduled for release in May 2012.
Follow @TheCountNews A novelty blow-up doll company by the name of “Pipedream”, just released a new celeb blow-up doll! The Tiger Woods doll! The company has other blow-up celebs like Jessica Simpson, Barack Obama and Beyonce.
Follow @TheCountNews 
Lisa Mason Lee at Tony Bennett Vegas
Last night, we went to a Tony Bennett concert at the Las Vegas Hilton! I love Tony Bennett, but my Grandma loved him even more! I was the youngest person at the concert, but I might have been the most excited. I’m one of those emotional people who get so happy that they cry! I was searching for tissues in the dark! LOL!
Since it was shown on Sunday, an episode of the Fox animated comedy “Family Guy” has drawn the repeated condemnation of Sarah Palin, the former Republican governor of Alaska and 2008 vice-presidential nominee.
In the episode, the teenage character Chris dates a girl named Ellen, who has Down syndrome, and who tells him over dinner that her mother is “the former governor of Alaska.” Ms. Palin, whose son Trig also has Down syndrome, has said that the “Family Guy” show “really isn’t funny” and was the work of “cruel, cold-hearted people.” Ms. Palin’s daughter Bristol has written that the “Family Guy” writers were “mocking my brother and my family,” and called them “heartless jerks.”
Sarah vs. Letterman
David Letterman made a joke earlier this week that ‘Sarah Palin’s daughter got “knocked up” by New York Yankee third baseman Alex Rodriguez during their recent trip to New York.’
Sarah Palin, the Alaska governor, appeared on NBC’s “Today” show Friday, continuing a feud with David. She told the “Today” show that ‘David Letterman owes an apology to young women across the country for his joke about her daughter.’
