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		<title>Hot Dog Or Beach Legs? Mindless New GAME!</title>
		<link>https://thecount.com/2013/08/19/hot-dog-or-beach-legs-mindless-new-game/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Aug 2013 01:49:15 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>Hot-Dog-Legs.. It is fairly simple game.. &#8220;Are they hot-dogs or legs?&#8221; Comment below!</p>
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		<title>LOST CAT FOUND Sitting Next To Missing Poster</title>
		<link>https://thecount.com/2013/06/16/lost-cat-sitting-missing-poster/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 16 Jun 2013 13:41:08 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>One online user suggested this cat&#8217;s owner should have bothered to look under the bed, while another wrote it could be &#8221;Casper, the friendly ghost cat.&#8221; Either way, it&#8217;s a perrfect ending! I think! What you expected more about this ridiculous story? source.</p>
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		<title>Betcha Can&#8217;t Guess Who This Young Model Grew Up To Be!</title>
		<link>https://thecount.com/2013/03/01/betcha-cant-guess-who-this-young-model-grew-up-to-be/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Mar 2013 15:26:07 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>So who is this young beauty? I&#8217;ll give you a hint, she grew up to be TV&#8217;s homemaker then at some point, she went to prison and then, back to TV. (Answer below!) &#8220;I got enough modeling jobs at $50/hour &#8212; which was a lot of money at that time,&#8221; the girl said of then. [&#8230;]</p>
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		<title>DUDE! You Didn&#8217;t Really Pull Off The Joker&#8230;</title>
		<link>https://thecount.com/2012/07/21/dude-you-didnt-really-pull-off-the-joker/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Jul 2012 16:43:37 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>&lt;p&gt;The post <a rel="nofollow" href="https://thecount.com/2012/07/21/dude-you-didnt-really-pull-off-the-joker/">DUDE! You Didn&#8217;t Really Pull Off The Joker&#8230;</a> first appeared on <a rel="nofollow" href="https://thecount.com">TheCount.com</a>.&lt;/p&gt;</p>
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		<title>Even Your Coffee Is Surprised You Got Up This Morning</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Jul 2012 17:26:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Matthew McConaughey Out With His Adorable Son</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Mar 2009 21:32:08 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>Shopping for groceries with the apple of his eye..Levi.</p>
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		<title>Ashley Biden Loves The White Stuff</title>
		<link>https://thecount.com/2009/03/30/ashley-biden-loves-the-white-stuff/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Mar 2009 17:33:29 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>NY Post/Perez reports: A &#8220;friend&#8221; of Joe Biden&#8217;s daughter, Ashley, is shopping around a video recording of the VP daughter allegedly snorting cocaine at a party in Delaware earlier this month. The NY Post watched a 90 second preview of the video. The footage, which The Post declined to purchase, shows a young woman with [&#8230;]</p>
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		<title>Elvis Presley Poem Goes For $20,035.20</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Mar 2009 06:00:22 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>This sounds like something Charles Manson would write! I guess some people are doing OK if they can spend $20k on a poem celebrating Elvis&#8217;s demons. &#8220;Look honey! I got us something real great! You know that pool and new dresser you wanted? The braces for little Sally? Well I just invested in this s**ttay [&#8230;]</p>
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		<title>A Ukrainian Version Of Katy Perry</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Mar 2009 13:35:58 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>This is absolutely priceless&#8230;.check it out!!! It&#8217;s a cross between a nightmare and a folk music festival in the &#8230;well&#8230;.the Ukraine. They are singing their rendition of &#8220;Hot and Cold&#8221;. (photo credit Andrew Harris)</p>
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		<title>Michael Jackson Is Looking For Another Kid</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Mar 2009 18:44:14 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>Michael Jackson has reportedly made contact with a British adoption agency because he wants to extend his family. The singer, whose 50-date residency at London&#8217;s O2 arena has completely sold out, is already father to twelve-year-old Prince Michael I, Paris, 11, and Prince Michael II, seven. A source told the Sunday Express: &#8220;His life is [&#8230;]</p>
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