You will cry of laughter! Adam Lambert gets a dildo thrown at him while performing a “Whole Lotta Love” by Led Zeppelin! Watch the dildo get chucked at Adam at 2:10 in the video. He karate kicks it out of the ballpark! Great kick Adam! We love it! Watch!
Are you a young stand-up comedian who needs a big break? Jay Leno is here to give you a chance!
Associated Press says:
Jay Leno says he hopes to make stars out of young comedians featured on his new prime-time NBC series.
Leno told reporters Wednesday that the comics will contribute taped pieces for “The Jay Leno Show.” He said it’s a new way to spotlight young talent beyond traditional stand-up routines.
Kevin Bacon was on Craig Ferguson last night promoting his new HBO movie “Taking Chance”, and also, chit-chatting about loads of funny topics. One topic was about Kevin Bacon being on a ‘men who look like old lesbians’ website.
Kevin admitted to signing up to ‘Google Alerts’ so he could receive updates about himself. Kevin admitted that he even ‘Googles’ himself to see what kind of interesting results come up. Kevin said that one day when he was googling himself, he stumbled upon a website that has his photo featured as an ‘men who look like old lesbians’.
Hilarious! Kevin Bacon was so cool about the funny subject. Kevin seems to get a kick out of how media portrays him on the net.
Kevin, if you’re reading: I went to the site to see your picture, then laughed myself to bed!!! You are hot.
Oh, and Kevin doesn’t mind that there is a “Footloose” movie remake in the works.
“Fire Dave! Fire Dave!” the crowd of about 50 protesters chanted as Letterman fans filtered into the Ed Sullivan Theater for the show’s taping today.
“I hope to have him see the light,” said demonstrator Josephine Sarnok, 59, of Newark. “I think it was over the line.”
BettyJean Kling, 61, accused Letterman of using the Alaska governor’s family to boost his ratings. She stood by a large plywood sign with the words “Fire the pervert” spray-painted across the front.
The demonstration was today, following the accepted apology from Letterman to Palin that was said on the Late Show last night.
David Letterman made a joke earlier this week that ‘Sarah Palin’s daughter got “knocked up” by New York Yankee third baseman Alex Rodriguez during their recent trip to New York.’
Sarah Palin, the Alaska governor, appeared on NBC’s “Today” show Friday, continuing a feud with David. She told the “Today” show that ‘David Letterman owes an apology to young women across the country for his joke about her daughter.’
Sarah told host Matt Lauer, “I would like to see him apologize to young women across the country for contributing to kind of that thread that is throughout our culture that makes it sound like it is OK to talk about young girls in that way, where it’s kind of OK, accepted and funny to talk about statutory rape,” she said. “It’s not cool. It’s not funny.”
Palin said that it was ‘time for people to rise up against Letterman’s form of humor.’ She thinks that these kind of jokes give girls ‘low self esteem.’
Sarah said, “No wonder young girls especially have such low self-esteem in America when we think it’s funny for a so-called comedian to get away with such a remark as he did,” she said. “I don’t think that’s acceptable.”
Thanks to successful syndication on Comedy Central and amazing DVD sales, the Fox channel has decided to resurrect the animated sci-fi series, “Futurama” from the cancelled show graveyard. Fox ordered 26 episodes of the show due to hit the airwaves in mid 2010. This resurrection worked for Family Guy a few years ago and that show is funnier and more brutal than ever. Bender the robot is fantastic, but 26 more episodes? I’m not overwhelmed or underwhelmed by this news. Is it possible to just be whelmed?
I defame most things but it’s hard to touch Danny Mcbride or Will Ferrell because I think they are the cat’s meow. However with that in mind, the euthanasia bit they did with the dead kitties was one of the most awkward funny moments of the night. Up until Jim Carrey accepted the his award for best lead in a comedy and did a voice over bit that was pretty hilarious.
Hayden panettiere and the chewing gum guy
Hayden Panettiere gave an expletive filled presentation with Chewing Gum Rapper Big Pack that was remniscent of Natalie Portman’s digital short which was classic. Hayden cursing was rough because she is so sweet. She saves dolphins, she would never drop an f-bomb right?
Kristen Stewart is as clumsy as Bella
Twilight won almost 90% of the Popcorn Awards handed out tonight. And everytime we were forced to watch Kristen or Rob squirm through speech after speech. The icing on the vampire cake was when Kristen came up to accept the award for Best Female and the poor thing fumbled through her speech while Cameron Diaz stood semi shocked in the background. Then Kristen drops the award on the floor and Cameron rushes over to pick it up for her. After Kristen confirmed her awkwardness and stumbled away, I decided it was time to air out my feelings of awkwardness on this dear site.
I’ll preface this caption by saying that I love and champion this dude for life, Transformers 2 looks awesome and I think he’s very handsome but watching Shia Labeouf nervously hide his bad hand as he presented an award just made me want to give him a bear hug, a glass of milk and some Teddy Grahams.
Kristen and Robert accept their award passionately
Here we have Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart baiting fans a with the promise of a live kiss between Edward and Bella as they won the night’s Best Movie Kiss Award. They seemed to have worked out some clever English routine that included her turning him in the middle of their moment. Fueling rumors of on set passion and making teen girls across America swoon while the boys across America gag. Still can’t figure out how Paul Rudd and Thomas Lennon suffered defeat in this category.
Thanks to successful syndication on Comedy Central and amazing DVD sales, the Fox channel has decided to resurrect the animated sci-fi series, “Futurama” from the cancelled show graveyard. Fox ordered 26 episodes of the show due to hit the airwaves in mid 2010. This resurrection worked for Family Guy a few years ago and that show is funnier and more brutal than ever. Bender the robot is fantastic, but 26 more episodes? I’m not overwhelmed or underwhelmed by this news. Is it possible to just be whelmed?
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