Another Hollywood relationship bites the dust as word is the Legally Blond, Reese Witherspoon and Bubble Boy, Jake Gyllenhaal have called it splitsville. It will be no merry Christmas for what seemed like the perfect couple. At least they won’t have to do the whole Holiday thing, well, at least not together.
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That was quick, Fred Durst.
The Limp Bizkit frontman has tweeted to his masses that his union with wife Esther Nazarov has come to an end.
“For those of you inquiring I will confirm that Esther and I have decided to go our separate ways and we both thank you for your support,” Durst tweeted this weekend. He and his wife had been married for only three months.
Durst later updated his feed with “Thank you all SO much for your concern and extremely kind words. Sincerely. We remain very positive and wish only the best for each other.”
Dang, three months? I know that celebrities aren’t known for their long lasting marriages but THREE MONTHS?!
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the legend and the leech
Hugh Hefner and Kimberly Conrad have decided to take the plunge and finalize the divorce they had been meaning to get for the past eleven years. The former couple sited “irreconcilable differences’ as the cause.
Hugh told TMZ in a phone interview:
“I am happy to be out of the marriage. I only remained married (to Conrad) for the sake of the children, at her request. I am happy to have this behind me.”
I’m having a hard time following this. What difference is there between Hef pre- and post-divorce? It’s not as if the marriage prevented him from having multiple girlfriends and obscene orgies on a daily basis.
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Hugh Hefner and Girls Next Door
Hugh Hefner just sold a mansion that he owns, just next door to his Playboy mansion in Holmby Hills. He sold the mansion for $18 Million to a 25 year-old heir of “Chef Boyardee”, Daren Metropoulos. He must be thrilled! 25 years-old, and living next to a house full of naked women!
But wait! Trouble in paradise! The newly sold mansion still has someone living in it that refuses to leave! It’s not one of Hef’s pet lamas, it’s a lady! His ‘wife’ to be exact! His wife is the ‘girl next door’!
I forgot that Hef was still married, did you too? He has been estranged from his wife Kimberly Conrad for over a decade. They have two sons together, and just never ended up getting a divorce.
Kimberly Conrad has been living next door in the mansion with their two sons for about 10 years. Kimberly was a former Playmate in 1988, and then became Playmate of the Year in 1989. Hef let Kimberly live in the mansion next door, and fulfilled the prenup by giving her various sums of money throughout the years; but it’s NEVER enough! Dig Dig Dig baby!

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Hulk and Linda Hogan
The long national nightmare is over, friends. The divorce of Hulk and Linda Hogan has been finalized. A settlement was reached today after months and months of fighting from both sides.
The specifics of the settlement weren’t revealed. But, hey, at least it’s over. The divorce proceedings were getting pretty nasty, with witnesses claiming Linda was doing drugs with alimony money. Yikes.
“The war is over,” Linda said after the hearing. You’ve got to wonder what she’s up to next. I’m guessing reality show but who knows?
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Jon Gosselin and new girlfriend
TV ruined parents Jon and Kate of 8 children. Since they have been put in the spotlight, nothing but trouble has ensued. The two filed for divorce a month ago…
Father of the 8 Jon Gosselin, has been photographed with a 22 year-old girl who just had a dumb video surface of her smoking out of a pipe. Another news site also posted some pictures of her as a little girl when she was “young and innocent.” This photo here was taken of Jon and his new gf on Christian Audigier’s boat! If you get on TV, does it mean you get to hang on a boat with Ed Hardy’s Christian Audigier??? Why are they in the spotlight like celebrities? How did Jon’s little girlfriend get her childhood pics in the news? Why do people care?
I feel sorry for Kate. Jon is a dork and thinks he’s some big shot Playboy because he’s in tabloids now. He thinks he can just throw away his huge family and have new girlfriends? It’s really corny. He’s lost…
I never watched the show, but it’s plain to see that Kate is a victim and Jon is a loser. Quit acting like you’re hot Jon, you’re not.
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The happy couple
Here’s some happy celebrity couples news for a change.
Medium star Patricia Arquette and The Mist’s Thomas Jane will remain married despite the fact that Arquette filed for divorce back in January. She filed to dismiss the divorce last Tuesday and her request was granted on Thursday.
The couple, who have been married since 2006, have one daughter, Harlow. No reason was given for their reconciliation. I say good for them. It’s not everyday that we hear about celebrity couples working through their problems.
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I only know Kate Gosselin for having a modern version of a mullet, ya know, business in the front and party in the back. Well apparently most Americans know her as the mother with 8 kids and a husband that’s been stepping out on her with a long haired brunette…oh yeah, and that whacked out reality show about having a lot of kids.
Apologies to all the viewers of Jon and Kate Plus 8, because the show is on hiatus since the unhappy couple decided to get a divorce. Gosselin continues to whore out her family and personal business by blabbing to PEOPLE magazine about how she’s a failure because she can’t keep her husband at home, saying, “On a good day, I feel relief. On a bad day, I feel failure.”
So what’s next for the family of 10? Probably more personal publicity whoring between mom and dad while the young children are pushed to the side.
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Tameka and Usher
Usher talked it out with Entertainment tonight last night and spoke about his divorce from Tameka Raymond. They asked him about the media attention and here’s what he had to say:
“I’d hate for them to assume that. If there’s any turmoil I think it’s managing all of it, but having an incredible team that helps me do that it makes it very easy, or easier than it would normally be attempting to do it myself.”
On how he manages being a dad to 2 young boys:
“What I do is, I try to get [my work] done and get home on the weekends if possible ¦ but when I’m with my boys it’s just all about them.”
Poor Usher, how ever will he manage his new single life with all his money and youth and overall whip appeal? Maybe he can hook it up with Britney and her kids and they can be the 2009 Brady Bunch. I smell an MTV reality show.
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Jon and Kate
If you were still holding out for a Jon & Kate Gosselin reconciliation I’ve got some bad news for you.
TLC’s cash cow cherished couple will be officially announcing their divorce this coming Monday, Radar Online has learned. Their source says that the couple has already met with a divorce lawyer and that Jon will file the papers next week. Originally, the Gosselins wanted to separate by July 15th but recently decided to move the date forward. No reason was given for the sudden change in dates. It probably has to do with the fact that they hate each other.
TLC is ready to capitalize, already busting out a commercial regarding Monday’s very special episode. The spot references a “life changing” decision and promises to be very heavy and emotional. So tune in Monday night to watch an entire hour of eight children bawling.
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