I saw this photo of Ali Lohan on PerezHilton (above) and started thinking. …She looks REALLY different in a good way! Did she do something recently? Probably. It’s no secret she’s had plastic surgery before and I have pictures below to prove it. I do think she’s had something more done recently that no one is talking about yet. Her face is very refined now. I didn’t even recognize her in the photo. Maybe she’s just getting older. She just might end up just as pretty as Lindsay Lohan and get this….with some meat on her bones too! How about them apples!
If I had to pick something…I’d say she got her chin elongated..or filled in. What say ye?
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Lindsay was sunbathing in Hawaii recently when King Skeleton, Lord of the Underworld–came up to her in broad daylight. Paparazzi went crazy but the sun was blinding the cameramen and WE are the only ones who got the shot. Shortly after this photo was taken, Lindsay and the King held hands and jumped into a lava pit that opened up about 5 feet in front of us. She is currently leading the stick people in a revolution-overtaking hell- and pretending to not want to gorge at Olive Garden.
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In the newest issue of Us Weekly, Lindsay Lohan opens up about her heartbreaking split from Samantha Ronson, the “humiliating” weekend showdown with Ronson’s family, and says that friends’ fears she is suicidal are unfounded.
“It’s absolute hell,” Lohan told Us on Monday in a far-ranging interview over several lengthy phone calls and emails where she was both agitated, crying and baffled by the turn of events.
Ronson broke it off with her girlfriend of nearly two years last Friday, and hired five security guards to keep Lohan out of an afterparty for her sister Charlotte at the Chateau Marmont.
“I’m not a bad person and this is what happens,” Lohan told Us through tears. “I was raised to treat people well, and I’m so tired of this drama.”
Lohan says she’s “so alone” without Ronson.
“Everyone’s turned on me,” says the actress. She tells the magazine that the night of the Chateau showdown, Nicole Richie walked by her and said “Uck,” and Drea De Matteo said, “Come at me, bitch.”
I know someone who will be your friend Lindsay…
Sammy The Skeleton…
Stop ignoring him and he’ll help you. I promise.
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Lindsay Lohan was hyperventilating on twitter again recently… supposedly she’s in a fight with her man- Samantha Ronson. I’m beginning to think that they aren’t right for each other. Anyone else?
Read from the bottom up!…..I guess she is named “Jack Daniels”. How sweet!!!
@jackdaniels9 oh- it’s like this? fine. Byebye
about 1 hour ago from web in reply to jackdaniels9
@lilyroseallen oy dafty fella 
ring me on my cellular woman. d message me for the new digiez
about 1 hour ago from web in reply to lilyroseallen
@lilyroseallen OMG WOMAN! CAWLLLL MEEEEEEEE im meeting you in san fran babydoll
about 2 hours ago from web in reply to lilyroseallen
@jackdaniels9 ask ur sister 2 stop yelling profanity plz;;stop doing drugs. and tell charlotte to do more-she could loose a stone or 10.
about 9 hours ago from web in reply to jackdaniels9
@jackdaniels9 please go away. & go to bed. u work hard, & u need some rest. those around u are clearly negative influences. miss u.be wellxx
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On Samantha Ronson:
Samantha and I have been living together¦ and I finally found this great new house in LA so now we’re closer to each other. It’s literally around the block¦ I got my license back a week and a half ago. That was a big deal. It’s [restricted], but it just feels so good.
On Britney Spears:
She’s marketed as an entertainer, which is what she is. Not necessarily as, like, an artist. And I respect that about her, cause she doesn’t want to pretend.
On her future:
I’m talking to [lots of people]. One is Sean Penn I spoke to him again the other day. We’re trying to get Seth Rogen for this project, but Seth won’t call us back. So call us back, Seth, if you’re reading this!
Seth Rogan is the smartest son of a you know what!!!
I had something different in mind for this interview. Here are the questions I would have asked:
1. What does Samantha do that really turns you on?
2. Do you like waking up at 4pm every day and not eating?
3. Do you call Jack Nicholson daddy?
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Fame… its all fun and games until someone gets hurt.
We all laughed when Britney Spears showed up, night after night, to the liquor store with pink hair, buying laxatives, cigarettes and Redbull. Most of us knew something was very wrong. Thank goodness Britney’s dad cared enough to put his foot down, just in the nick-of-time. Effectively saving his daughter from a certain drug induced doom.
Most of us watching Britney’s well-documented downward spiral were left thinking, “Why didn’t someone step in sooner?” Now with the advent of intervention and implementation of something called a “parent”, Britney is back and more than on track, she’s a new woman.
The key was, someone cared enough about her to take the tough steps necessary to intervene and hence save a life. Now you won’t read too many stories saying, “Good job Jamie Spears”, partly because it’s a parent’s job to help, even adult children, through rough patches and also because, ‘nice dont sell soap.’ I’m here to say, “good job pop.”
The Lohans in Happier times
Don’t forget kids! Tomorrow, Monday night, you can meet “Designer” Lindsay Lohan at Nordstrom in The Grove LA!
Lindsay Lohan 6126 Leggings
She will be launching off her new line of leggings “6126″ on the 2nd Floor of Nordstrom in the woman’s designer section.
Also, don’t forget to bring your piggy bank or Mommy’s credit card with at LEAST $150. You’ve got to spend the $$$ to see The Lohan!
We hope sis’ Ali Lohan and Mama show up! Oh, and her girlfriend Samantha! What a thrill. See you there!
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