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    Charlie Sheen Threatened Wife with Knife!

    Charlie Sheen knife 225x300 Charlie Sheen Threatened Wife with Knife!

    Charlie Sheen knife

    When Charlie Sheen’s wife Brooke called 911 about Charlie going nutty nuts on her in Aspen on Christmas day, the details of the 911 call were unclear until now!

    Police released the audio of the 911 call today, Monday, three days after Sheen was arrested on suspicion of menacing, second-degree assault and criminal mischief.

    News sources say Brooke’s 911 call was full of “weeping and sometimes her words are inaudible”. The 911 call also revealed that Brooke said “Charlie threatened her with a knife”!

    After going to jail on Christmas weekend, Charlie is now free on a $8,500 bond.

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    Chris Crocker Says It Best “No Grinches this Christmas!”

    YouTube star Chris Crocker sums up Christmas best. Watch his video! Love you Chris!

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    Kendra is pregnant.

    425baskettwilkinsonlc061009 Kendra is pregnant.

    Congratulations to former Playmate Kendra “Boobs” Wilkinson and her fiancee Hank Baskett. The reality show couple are expecting their first child.

    “I’m 12 weeks along,” she tells an E! reporter. “And my doctor told me I’m due on Christmas Day! We were actually trying to plan a June baby next year, but we’re so happy that it’s Christmas. The baby is going to be spoiled with a lot more gifts.”

    It’s going to be very interesting to see what position her boobs are going to take in this pregnant matter. Now when  is Hank going to make Kendra an honest woman? I wonder what shade of white she’ll wear?  Will Hugh be his Best Man at the wedding? I’m sure E! will put together quite an “unscripted” season finale that will answer all my questions.

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    Lindsay Lohan to appear at Nordstrom Monday!

    “Designer” Lindsay Lohan is scheduled to make an appearance at the department store ‘Nordstrom’ at ‘The Grove’ in Los Angeles.

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    Lindsay Lohan 6126 Leggings

    Lindsay will be at Nordstrom Monday night, December 8th, @ 6PM to introduce her NEW leggings line “6126″.

    But Wait! The CATCH is, you have to buy $150 of merchandise to get your ticket to see her!

    So pretty much, you are paying Lindsay $150 to see her LIVE in person! LOVE IT! See you there…

    Address to Nordstrom @ The Grove LA:

    189 The Grove Drive    Los Angeles, CA 90036

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    The ‘Lindsay Lohan Doll’ Already in the Bargain Bin!

    When did the Lindsay Lohan Doll come out??? She’s even wearing a faux fur coat!

    lldoll 239x300 The Lindsay Lohan Doll Already in the Bargain Bin!

    Looking for a Christmas shopping bargain?

    The Mattel-made image of Samantha Ronson’s girlfriend isn’t selling – maybe because parents don’t want their kids playing with a doll made after a bad role model.

    Whatever the reason, the Mattel My Scene Goes Hollywood  Lindsay Lohan doll comes with accessories including a director’s chair, velvet rope, a mobile phone, faux-fur coat, as well as shoes and bags and has been slashed in price from $24.99 to just $4.99, but the toys still aren’t selling.

    If her fur coat was real, I wonder if Ken and Skipper would throw a bag of flour at her?

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    Barbie is JEALOUS of Bratz!

    Barbie is a JEALOUS betch!

    barbapple 225x300 Barbie is JEALOUS of Bratz!

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    Barbie and her company ‘Mattel’ SUED and SHUT DOWN the Bratz Doll corporation.

    Barbie and her betches claim that their former designer Carter Bryant, sketched out and created the zillion dollar Bratz phenomenon while still on contract and working with Mattel.

    Bratz had to award Mattel $100 MILLION in damages, and only 5% of the $2 BILLION that Mattel tried to win from Bratz.

    Mattel still has enough heart to let Bratz Dolls stay on the shelves for Christmas.

    Maybe Mattel needed the money for wasting it on the Lindsay Lohan Doll!!!

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    Reese Witherspoon Riding High

    reese 187x250 Reese Witherspoon Riding HighWho cares about Ryan Phillippe’s smoking hot body when you’re raking it in at the box office?

    The lovely Reese Witherspoon doesn’t, that is for sure. Her new movie with fellow comedian Vince Vaughn, Four Christmases, has topped record holiday box office charts, and brought the seasonal feature $31.1 million dollars in just over the three-day Thanksgiving weekend alone.

    The popularity of the funny flick doesn’t seem to be slowing anytime soon, and I for one can’t wait to get out and see it.

    What about you, have you seen it or are you planning to? How was it?

    Image: Celebrity Smack Blog

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    Winehouse is Taking Back Druggy Husband

    Amy Winehouse

    Amy Winehouse

    All I want for Christmas is crackkkkkkk!!!!!
    We thought it was finally over. We thought Amy Winehouse was going to move on and rid that druggy husband Blake Fielder-Civil.
    According to UK’s “Mirror” online gossip mag, a Christmas day phone call was made from Amy’s room in the luxury holiday resort of St. Lucia to Blake’s jail cell in Edmunds Hill Jail in Suffolk.
    Amy was crying on the phone and telling Blake she wants to give it “another try”.
    “Another try”? Like a long distance jail phone relationship for around a year?
    Blake is now back in prison continuing his 27-month sentence for trial-fixing and assault. He was supposed to get out of jail early but he failed a drug test. Looks like he’ll be in jail til’ 2010.

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    Scarlett Johansson: Recycling Trees to Snotty Tissues

    From emailing Obama to this…

    Scarlett & Jay Leno

    Scarlett & Jay Leno

    We don’t recommend selling your snotty tissue on eBay like Scarlett Johansson, but we do recommend “treecycling” like Scarlett.

    Scarlett told Jay Leno that she “treecycles.” Just before Christmas, she has a Christmas tree company deliver the tree, then after Christmas, the company comes back to your house to pick up the tree and even replants it! This makes it so easy to get a tree now.

    If you’d like to be like Scarlett, you can purchase your tree online from Adoptachristmastree.com This company sends their very own ‘elves’ to do the delivery work! The elves come over in little red and white striped sweaters and all! We imagine buff n’ hunky elves carrying the tree :)

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    Tranny! Fierce! Hot! RuPaul As The Obamas!

    RuBama

    RuBama

    Looks like the fierce tranny RuPaul had some fun Photoshopping his head onto Michelle and Barack Obama’s ‘bodies’. Yes, that is him made up to be a woman (Michelle) on the left, and made up to be a man (Barack) on the right. Now that we think about it, those ‘bodies’ might be RuPaul’s. We love this!

    RuBama“, is the theme of RuPaul’s fun Christmas card. Seems like it’s in style to make an edgy Christmas card. Speaking of edgy, did you read Oprah’s leaked Christmas card?

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