
Chris Brown isn’t too happy about the show Oprah devoted to “all the Rihannas of the world” after Brown and Rihanna’s domestic abuse incident in February. Oprah dedicated an entire episode to the issue of
The hit (rimshot please) singer’s remark:
“I commend Oprah on being like, ‘This is a problem,’ but it was a slap in my face. I did a lot of stuff for her, like going to Africa and performing for her school. She could have been more helpful, like, ‘Okay, I’m going to help both of these people out.’”
And the response from Oprah’s rep? “Oprah is very appreciative that Chris Brown performed at her school, but she takes domestic abuse very seriously. She hopes he gets the counseling he needs.”
This will probably be the end of their dispute. I mean, you can’t go up against Oprah. She’s Oprah, Chris Brown. Let it go.
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"I'll will destroy you, Prejean!"
Shanna Moakler, who became the target of Carrie Prejean’s wrath yesterday when the former Miss California sued Moakler among others, is firing back. Prejean is suing Moakler and others associated with Miss California USA for religious discrimination. Moakler thinks Carrie is…well, she thinks she’s an idiot.
“On Ms. Moakler’s behalf, I can say unequivocally that Ms. Prejean’s lawsuit is without merit,” said Shanna Moakler’s laywer, Mel Avanzado. Go on, Mr. Avanzado.
“More importantly, as everyone who watched or read her public statements is well aware, Ms. Prejean’s unfortunate and bigoted statements are responsible for any public humiliation or damages to her reputation that she has claimed to have suffered. Ms. Moakler strenuously denies that she did anything wrong and looks forward to proving that in a court of law.”
This is a story that is sure to go on for awhile. I’ll keep my opinions to myself but I can candidly say that I’m looking forward to much for back-and-forth between these two. Hopefully The Donald jumps into this fight.
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"I'll kill you, Roseanne!"
Roseanne vs. Cher, the battle of the one-named celebrities! The famous comedian has gotten under the skin of the singer by insulting Chaz Bono (originally Chastity Bono), Cher’s son who is in the process of becoming a man after forty years of being a woman.
Roseanne joked about the situation on her website, with videos depicting the life of Chaz and Cher in the vein of a silly 90’s sitcom. The video’s opening theme song played to these lyrics: “One’s in sequins, the others in jeans/One hangs with dykes, the other with queens.”
Cher didn’t take too kindly to the videos and a spokesperson replied with a simple “That’s so not funny.”
Maybe Cher will challenge Roseanne to an epic battle in the streets of New York or something. Or perhaps, being a songwriter, Cher can hit back with a little song of her own. Whatever happens, just don’t stop ladies. I love when celebrities duke it out over the internet.
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Octomom Attacks!
These two just really hate each other. Octomom Nadya Suleman recently insulted Jon & Kate Plus 8 star Kate Gosselin on her latest special Octomom: The Incredible Unseen Footage. I’m telling you, these two just need to unleash their hordes of children in an all-out war. That would be epic.
Looking at a magazine filled with photos of Kate, Suleman slammed the reality star for her post-birth tummy tucks. “She’s doing it to get people to take pictures of her… I feel like it’s cheating [to get a tummy-tuck]. It’s her choice. If she has enough money to fix herself, let her. I have a better shape, though. I’m sorry, no offense to her.” Yeah, how could she be offended by that?
Suleman later went on to say that she wasn’t as attention seeking as Gosselin. Of course, because she’s only had one television special as opposed to an entire series.
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"I'll end you Kattan"
Seems like Entourage’s Jeremy Piven can’t take a joke.
The actor was recently backstage at Alexa Chung’s show. Fellow actor Chris Kattan was also there. The showdown began when Kattan asked Piven “So, what are you here to promote, your Broadway play?”
Oooooooooooh, burn! We all know that Piven had to drop out of his Broadway play Speed The Plow recently because of mercury poisoning (a sickness I still call BS on).
Anyway, Piven didn’t take it well. “Well, what are you here to promote? Mango?” Piven shot back. After that, the feud was on! Lots of screaming and slamming ensued. You can read more about it here but here’s the jist: Piven is a wee bit sensitive when it comes to his career. He’s also sensitive when it comes to sushi.
Don’t hate me, Jeremy Piven.
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Megan Fox
No love lost between Transformers director Michael Bay and Transformers star Megan Fox.
Speaking of their smash hit earlier in the week, Fox said “I think if you haven’t read the script and you go and you see it and you understand it, I think you might be a genius.” Wait a second Megan, are you saying the script for Transformers isn’t on par with Shakespeare? Bite your tongue, madam!
Bay later hit back with this: “Well, that’s Megan Fox for you. She says some very ridiculous things because she’s 23 years old and she still has a lot of growing to do.” Ouch.
To make matters more personal, Bay said that “nobody in the world knew about Megan Fox until I found her.” He’s right there.
Fox has yet to have a hit outside of the Transformers franchise so Michael may have a point. Perhaps she does owe all her success to Bay. And while many may complain about Fox’s looks and demeanor, you’ve got to applaud her for having a backbone.
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