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    Jersey Shore SNOOKI Breast Pump?

    You owe it to your self to check out this hilarious video from youtube sensation, Lisa Mason Lee! Lisa is well known for her Megan Fox impersonations and now Lisa tackles Snooki from MTV’ Jersey Shore!

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    EXCLUSIVE: Megan Fox Mega Offer to Endorse Boob Jobs

    Here’s proof that some companies are willing to shell out the big bucks for a celebrity endorsement, even if the celebrity has not utilized their services!

    In this ThecounT.com exclusive, we show you an offer Fox recently received to endorse breast enhancement even though Fox has stated publicly she hasn’t had any plastic surgery!

    No word yet on whether Fox will take the whopping 1.5 Million being offered to her to attach herself to the boob job website or not, however, given the fact that Fox is painfully missing from the new “Transformers 2” sequel movie trailers may indicate that the movie gods are not very happy with her these days and taking the under performing “Jennifer’s Body” in to account, who knows? Maybe Fox should take the booby prize and run!

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    Man Chest

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    Kelly Ripa was photographed on a Miami beach playing in the water. Is it just me, or does she not even need to bother on wearing a bikini top? Her husband Mark has bigger boobs than she does. How does a woman pop out kids and still have a -A chest size.

    Oh well, as long as she’s happy. But those breasts have to downsize their sex life..I’m just saying.

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    Aubrey O’Day In The Vein Hizayy

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    I love this girl. I love her because she’s getting what she wants in life:  a cool one hit wonder career with an aptly titled song “Damaged”, a fantastic bondage spread in Playboy, gigantic veiny breasts and luscious lips and a friendship with Paris Hilton.

    What kind of day is it? A porn-tastic day!! Filled with goodness and twinkies and playboy pictures of the Diva herself. Wow, did this girl ever rise up the ranks fast! Wonder how she went and did that? Probably from her outstanding run on Jeopardy. Is it me or did her boobs get HUGE since she was on that Pump Doggy Dogg Show starring Pump Diggity? Her chest is working overtime to feed those puppies.
    I have to hand it to her she’s got a nice rump in the Playboy photos and she knows how to wear absolutely  hideous costumes. What is with the lips these days people?   I guess it gives us that “I just had amazing mouth watering sex where I had my jaw open for 12 hours” kind of look. H-O-T. So buy your nearest Playboy magazine and support Aubrey. I’m sure we will see her on her own drunken travel show soon.   We totally need a pirate ship show with celebrities!!!  
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    Picture This! World’s Largest Boobs

    Sheyla Hershey has boobs worthy of the record books.

    After eight surgeries and gallons of silicone, the model/actress was still not satisfied.   They say everything is big in Texas and Sheyla was determined to get the twins even bigger, but the state of Texas has limits on the amount of silicone that can be injected into breast implants! So what’s a girl to do?   Hop a plane to another country for your dream boobs.
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    Sheyla learned that in Brazil you can make anything you want as big as you want as long as you have the money, so, nine surgeries later, Sheyla is a staggering 38KKK.

    Something tells me there may be a tenth surgery in store for Sheyla, this time on her back.

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