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    Carrie Prejean on Larry King Live (Spoof)

    Lisa Mason Lee spoofs Carrie Prejean on Larry King Live…

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    Jude Law Baby Mama Turns Out to Be…Turned Out

    TMZ reports:

    Jude Law’s new baby mama ain’t just an innocent girl from a random place in Pensacola, Florida. Miss Samantha Burke is not only an escort aspiring actress model wannabe, she’s a star f-er! F-ing her way to the top! Here are some photos of Samantha swinging on celebs Tyson Beckford and womanizer Jeremy Piven! You go girl! Now you are famous! We can see it now, an upcoming best seller book: “How I slept my way to the top!” By Samantha Burke

    Samantha Burke

    Samantha Burke

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    Paris Hilton’s Old Manager Exploits Her in New Book “Controlling Chaos”

    Paris Hilton

    Paris Hilton

    Paris’ former manager of ten years, Jason Moore, has approached a number of publishers about writing a tell all book about Paris and how she became famous.

    The New York Daily News newspaper claims Jason’s pitch letter states: “Jason will demonstrate how, for 10 years, he managed to save his mercurial client from disgrace by manipulating the media, and Paris herself.”

    “Paris was oftentimes her own worst enemy, making a sex tape with a former boyfriend, nursing hangovers during photo shoots, falling asleep everywhere, and getting thrown in jail for numerous driving violations. If Paris Hilton didn’t have Jason Moore pulling the strings, cleaning up her messes she could well have faded into oblivion.”

    Jason worked with Paris for ten years, but she never had him sign a confidentiality agreement, which means he’s free to publish this information. Uh-oh!!! Never do that!

    He says: “She spent hours at a time posing in front of the mirror, nailing down the ideal position to create the perfect paparazzi photo.

    “She wanted to become the kind of character that would land commercials, international endorsements, film and TV roles.”

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    Miss California Carrie Prejean Possibly Fired for Refusal to Do Playboy

    Carrie Prejean

    Carrie Prejean

    If you haven’t heard, Miss California Carrie Prejean has been dethroned for “contract violations.” Carrie’s so-called ‘lack of appearances’ and ‘participation’ led to the firing. Read on and you’ll see the twisted reasoning unto why Carrie Prejean was really fired.

    Breitbart’s Big Hollywood Breaks this Exclusive Scandal…

    “Miss California USA Pageant Director Keith Lewis explained the decision to fire Miss California Carrie Prejean in the following statement: “This was a decision based solely on contract violations including Ms. Prejean’s unwillingness to make appearances on behalf of the Miss California USA organization.”"

    Remember former Miss USA Board member, Shanna Moakler, who ran with Pageant Director Keith Lewis, quit the board because she did not believe Carrie should keep her crown when teenage bikini pictures surfaced of Carrie on the internet. You remember the semi-open vest ‘boob flash’ bikini photos that surfaced the net around the time of Miss USA 2009? Shanna also didn’t agree with the pageant letting Carrie keep her crown when she violated her contract by lobbying on behalf of an anti-gay-marriage group. Remember the Miss USA board STILL wanted to keep Miss California! Shanna resigned out of the club fast! Shanna said she ‘didn’t believe in the organization anymore.’ Carrie claimed that her own teen bikini photo’s ‘vest boob flash’, was due to the ‘wind that blew her vest open.’

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    Tori Spelling Blamed by Mother for Father’s Death

    Candy and Tori

    Candy and Tori

    Candy Spelling, who is Tori Spelling’s Mother, and widowed wife of TV legend Aaron Spelling, said some awful stuff about Tori on a Massachusetts radio show yesterday. Since Aaron’s death in 2006, Candy has been battling their daughter Tori over various differences that are obviously not solved. Over the last few years since Aaron’s death, Candy has really stuck the knife in the table by badmouthing Tori for everything from Aaron’s decision to give Tori a smaller inheritance, to Tori’s decision to ‘not let Candy meet her own grandchildren’. Well, this time Candy pulled the knife out of the table, and now, she’s stuck the knife in her own daughter’s heart.

    Candy Spelling told the Kellogg Crew on 94.7 WMAS in Massachusetts that her daughter’s estrangement from her parents “killed my husband. He just didn’t want to live after that.”

    She added, “He’d done everything he could possibly do for his daughter and then she wanted no part of him once he couldn’t do anything for her.”

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    Kanye West to release a book of philosophy

    Kanye West is a philosopher

    Kanye West is a philosopher

    Mark July 7th down on your calendar folks because our humble and beloved Kanye West is adding a new title to his amazing repertoire which already includes megalomaniac, attention whore, and part time cry baby. Author Kanye West is dropping  “Thank you and and you’re welcome” on July 7th at bookstores across the nation but  serious fans have had their copy for quite some time as the book is being sold on Kanye’s website, www.kanyeuniversecity.com, and yes that is the actual name of the site. The book is being touted as Kanye’s chance to  “delivers his personal message uncensored, without any five-second delay or media distortion”.  The blog just wasn’t enough huh? Tune in next week when Kanye announces that his book is better than the Bible.

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    Lauren Conrad’s New Book is Umm…

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    L.C.

    An excerpt from Lauren Conrad’s new book, LA Candy, has hit the Teen Vogue website. I don’t think reality has hit Conrad yet, and she hasn’t realized that once this season of The Hills are over…so is her career.

    What person writes a book about being a character in a reality show? Lauren Conrad does. Check out this stupid excerpt:

    “They had intercepted her in the parking lot, miked her, and filmed her getting out of her car and walking to the lobby of the building. Five times. Now they were setting up in the front waiting area of Fiona Chen Events, filming her ‘arriving to work.’”

    Is Conrad expecting sympathy from us? We’re the ones who were tortured with the stupid Hills anyway! I’m not sure if she knows this or not, but everyone already knew that people don’t walk into their apartments with cameras already in their home. I’m not going to waste my time buying this book and I hope you don’t either.

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    Bob Barker’s New Biography ‘Priceless Memories’ Out Now

    Bob Barker

    Bob Barker

    Bob Barker, the beloved former ‘Price is Right’ host recently released his new biography “Priceless Memories”. I just learned that Bob made a comeback appearance on the Price is Right last month to promote the book. This is new to me! Here’s a few things I learned…
    These 4 topics are said to be in his book:

    * He’s A War Hero And Hoopster. Before he ever got shot by a camera, Bobby B. practiced dodging bullets while training to be a Navy fighter pilot during WWII. [Bookpage] And he shot hoops on a basketball scholarship at Drury College in Missouri. [Drury.edu]

    * He’s A Rebel With A Cause. After decades of coloring his hair to fit game show host standards, in 1997 Bob publicly dissed the dye as it was tested on little furry animals. After 51 years on television, he was mighty silver by the end. Now, he’s credited with trail-blazing the gray trend for TV men. [Answers]

    * He Hearts Animals. Bob credits Dorothy Jo, his high school sweetheart-turned-wife of 36 years, for inspiring him to become a vegetarian. After 20 years, he quit hosting the Miss USA pageants when they refused to remove fur prizes. [People]

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    In the Ring: Britney the Indian Princess at the Vegas Circus

    Britney, the Harem Gal or some say Indian Princess
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    Screen shot of Britney video
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    Britney gift shop
    britshop copypost In the Ring: Britney the Indian Princess at the Vegas Circus
    Brochure/Book/Tour Guide/Photo Spreads of Britney from past to present :) and a feathered circus mask!
    britbookmask2 copypost In the Ring: Britney the Indian Princess at the Vegas Circus
    Sneak peek inside the Britney book…
    britbook copypost In the Ring: Britney the Indian Princess at the Vegas Circus

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    Twilight ‘New Moon’ Cast Partying in Vancouver

    Twilight ‘New Moon’ cast members Rob Pattinson, Kristen Stewart and Nikki Reed were all out together last night (Saturday) in Vancouver seeing a ‘Sage and The Dill’ concert. What do you think they are talking about!?? Comment!

    Rob and Kristen

    Rob and Kristen

    Nikki and Rob

    Nikki and Rob

    To see all the pictures, go here.

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