
Mrs. Hasselbeck
Another Hasselbeck walks the earth! Or crawls anyway. Conservative darling Elisabeth Hasselbeck and husband Tim welcomed their third child Sunday afternoon, little Isaiah Timothy. He joins Grace Elisabeth and Taylor Thomas, the couple’s other two children.
Isaiah weighed in at seven pounds, seven ounces. Not bad for the son of a former football player. The couple released a statement saying “Elisabeth and Isaiah are doing great.”
No word yet on when Elisabeth will return to The View. Also no word on when the couple expects their inevitable fourth child. But we all know it’s coming.
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Foxworth
It’s celebrity baby day here at The Count!
People reports that troubled Family Matters and Celebrity Rehab star Jaimee Foxworth has given birth to a healthy baby boy. As we all know, Jaimee experienced some pretty tough times after the cancellation of Family Matters. She got into porn and apparently got addicted to pot. After several years off the radar, she returned to the limelight with the help of Dr. Drew and his crew in Pasadena.
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The baby was named Michael Douglas Shaw Jr. And, no, he wasn’t named after the famous movie star. Unfortunately. I was envisioning a little baby in a Gordon Gekko outfit.
Foxworth says it’s on to bigger and better things now. She is signed up to star in a new reality show titled Life After.
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Kimora poses it up from the hospital bed
Kimora Lee Simmons is at the hospital preparing to have her third child. The Baby Phat Twitter page has confirmed the validity of the picture and post about Kimora.
She tweeted last night: “It’s time !! No turning back! At hospital in labor right now!! Love & Light, KLS.”
I couldn’t imagine anyone having contractions and giving a damn about posting anything on Twitter, then again I don’t know a lot of people who could be this photogenic while having labor pains. So kudos to her. NO word yet on the birth or sex of the baby. This is her first child with Amistad actor Djimon Hounsou. Good luck and congrats to the couple.
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Gerard and the baby parade
Gerard Way of My Chemical Romance, the cherubic baby daddy of emo, is now the father of a little emo princess. Mikey Way, bassist for MCR, Levar Burton announced via Twitter, (uggghh), that Bandit Lee was born yesterday night weighing in at 6 lbs., 5.6 oz and is “healthy and happy.” Her mother “Lyn Z” or Lindsey, Mindless Self Indulgence bassist, is said to be in great spirits.
I wonder if having 2 emo musician parents will cancel out Bandits chances of a similiar fate. She’ll probably grow up, change her name to Ethel and become a nun or a librarian.
Update:
It has been pointed out that Levar Burton “tweeted” the announcement of the birth and Mikey Way “retweeted” it shortly thereafter. So RT means retweet? I could care less.
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Chris Cyrus
This is Christopher Cyrus. Miley Cyrus’ half brother! They both share the same father who is Billy Ray Cyrus. Christopher lives in Fort Worth Texas with his mother Kristin Luckey, who was seeing Billy at the time of her pregnancy with Christopher. But then Billy split just before she gave birth to Christopher. Billy then got a woman named ‘Tish’ pregnant in Kentucky, and then Tish gave birth to Miley.
Star Magazine reports that Christopher and Miley have seen each other less than 5 times. They’ve kept Christopher on the hush hush for a longgg while. Not anymore!!!
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Here is a picture of Nicole Ritchie and her belly at the “What Comes Around Goes Around” Fall 2009 Collection Launch at Space 15 Twenty on Wednesday (March 18) in Los Angeles.
I think she is adorable pregnant. Slightly too thin,..but adorable nonetheless. Having kids must become a bit addictive. I heard some women really love being pregnant. I’m absolutely petrified of pushing a kid out of my nether regions. Nothing about the process is very pleasurable. I have seen the documentaries- and it didn’t “inform” me as much as scare the shit out of me. What if my kid is totally ugly as well? I know this girl who took a photo of her belly every day and put it up on facebook. In every picture her face was getting more and more uncomfortable. lol.
You’re right…I won’t breed. The world only has room for one of me anyways! hahahha.

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