
Okay, I promise that this will be my last story regarding Kanye West. In case you didn’t hear, the man had a heart-to-heart with Jay Leno last night regarding his outburst at the VMAs on Sunday night. I think Kanye was sincere in his Leno appearance and, with a little break, can put this behind him.
But, before we put this story to rest, let’s see what President Obama has to say about it. In an off the record portion of an interview with CNBC (where he was talking about important issues like, oh, I don’t know, health care reform!) Obama said that Kanye acted like a “jackass”.
The remarks were caught by ABC newsman Terry Moran. His tweet was as followed: “Pres. Obama just called Kanye West a ‘jackass’ for his outburst at VMAs when Taylor Swift won. Now THAT’S presidential.” Since the comments were off the record and not for public viewing, Moran later took the tweet down. But it was too late. Now everyone knows Obama’s opinion.

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George Lopez
During a pilot presentation of his new talk show, George Lopez landed a pretty big guest: the President of the United State. Barack Obama appeared and had a little back-and-forth with the comedian.
“George, you need to change late night. That’s the kind of change I can believe in,” President Obama said after Lopez pleaded with him for a position in the cabinet. Lopez, who stumped for the president on the campaign trail, says he’s interested in Obama appearing again.
This wasn’t an actual show that Obama appeared on but a pilot to present to the Television Critics Association. The official start of Lopez Tonight will be in November. Hey, if Lopez is able to grab Barack for a prime time appearance, he’ll be off to a great start.
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Have you been to the White House website yet? If not, you owe it to yourself to go check it out. Finally we have a President who created a presents on the web that everyone can understand and enjoy.
Right on the front page you will find many interesting things, none of which have ever been properly managed by any modern US President, that is until President Obama arrived on the scene.
“Stay Connected” Join your President on Facebook, Twitter, Flickr, MySpace, Youtube and other social networks. You got to love this.
The White House blog that documents all of the President’s activities complete with YouTube style videos.
There is an easy to understand section on “Featured Legislation,” here you can read about the legislation in simple terms.
You can even contact the President via email, how cool is that?
Snaps to all the folks who actually program the site!
Run over to the White House website and have a look for yourself, you owe it to yourself and you’ll be glad you did.
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Obama the fly killer
I admit I saw this one coming a country mile. PETA and every Buddhist on the planet cringed when President Obama, successfully killed a fly that was buzzing him during an interview.
PETA, although happy with Obama’s record on animal rights is clearly disturbed at his willingness to take a life, especially while in the watchful eye of the media, even if that life is a common house fly.
In response to Obama’s Fly-Gate, PETA has a special delivery on its way to the Whitehouse, a humane bug catcher that allows a human to nab the pest and then place them outdoors, where they belong.
I must say, I’ve been doing this for years, not sure how it all started, but I’ll chase the little devils all over the house to get them to leave, before ever thinking of leveling the death penalty on them, maybe the President should appoint a special staff member, in charge of humane pest control.
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Apparently employees who handle the Tampa and Chicago Walgreens are a bunch of idiots for choosing to put a Barack Obama chia head on display for retail. Well the stores had to take the product off the shelves due to customers feeling the item is “objectionable.”
The story gets even weirder once I tell you that the founder of Chia, Joseph Pedott, has no plans of gettting rid of this Obama Chia in any other stores.
“Owners can trim Chia Obama’s ‘hair’ to any length they want,” he said.
Pedott is currently talking to New York drugstores to send shipment to the Empire State, saying, “As quickly as they can take them, we will send them.” What a psycho.
The Obama Chia comes in two styles: Determined and Happy; along with slogans, “Yes We Can,” and the words: “Liberty,” “Opportunity,” “Prosperity,” and “Hope.” Availiable to you for $19.99 in stores and on the Chia website.
First an Obama fried chicken joint opens up and now an Obama Chia; what will they think of next?
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Michelle Obama spent the weekend teaching the young children of America how to clean up George Bush’s crap…
Bada Bing! haha

We are truly blessed with some new pals in the white house!!
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Britney and Obama produced quite a lovely child. Don’t say it’s ugly just say it has “unique features”
Is it….wait a minute…that looks like Adam Sandler!!

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“I don’t think people should be going there and coming back and saying how it affected them. I think somehow we should all know that these people are hanging on by the skin of their teeth,” commented Mr. Clooney to CNN’s Larry King via satellite from the front lawn of the White House.”
Perez reports:

On Monday morning, A+ list actor George Clooney was invited to the White House to discuss the humanitarian crisis in Darfur with President Barack Obama.
George is a U.N. Messenger of Peace and he reportedly asked the president to appoint a full-time, White House regional envoy.
He also called for China to set aside its business interests in the region and pressure Sudan to prevent atrocities.
Peacemaker George said he also told the president of his visit to camps in Chad where 250,000 Darfur refugees live.
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