
Criminal mastermind!
Holy cow, what the hell is going on with Randy Quaid and his wife?! Yesterday, the actor and his lady, Evi, were arrested in Texas after being charged with not paying a $10,000 hotel bill. Apparently, authorities in California say the two skipped on paying the hotel and then left town. I guess. I don’t know. This is some pretty hardcore cross-country fugitive stuff here. Where are the cast members of Law and Order when you need them?
The couple are being held in Marfa, Texas with bail set at $20,000 each. Authorities aren’t saying much else about the case. The official warrant was for charges of burglary, defrauding an innkeeper and conspiracy.
Quaid’s reps aren’t saying anything. Yet.
UPDATE: Quaid and his wife were released on bail after a quick drive to the bank by a friendly, local sheriff.
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Patrick Stump
Patrick Stump, lead singer of the band Fall Out Boy, was arrested in Los Angeles Tuesday night for driving without a license.
Authorities say the singer was driving in a popular part of Hollywood. He was pulled over, arrested, and sent to jail. That’s pretty harsh to be driving without a license, isn’t it? Anyway, he was later released on $15,000 bail.
Stump’s reps haven’t released any statement since the arrest. If anything, this will help Stump’s career because he makes him a rebellious rocker. It’ll give Fall Out Boy a little more edge. And, trust me, if there’s one thing Fall Out Boy needs, it’s edge.
UPDATE: Stump spoke with MTV News. His words: “All I really have to say is ignorance of the law isn’t innocence. I didn’t want to give up my Illinois driver’s license and was unaware that was a crime. It is, by the way, in the state of California. Lesson learned. I technically broke a law, so technically I deserve whatever I get. But man, is my mom gonna be pissed.”
Fear the wrath of Mama Stump!
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Cameron Douglas
Cameron Douglas, the son of Oscar-winning actor Michael Douglas, was arrested last week in New York on drug charges. Sources say the 30-year-old was arrested on charges of planning to distribute methamphetamine. The actor, who has been arrested in 2007 for cocaine charges, was picked up by a drug task force at the Hotel Gansevoort in Manhattan.
No comments have been released by the Douglas family, the police, or the hotel.
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Walter Jones
Man, this guy brings back some memories. I fondly remember days after school spent watching Power Rangers with my friends. However, I was never a big fan. Honestly. Stop judging me.
Former Power Ranger Walter Jones was arrested in Alabama this Sunday for driving under the influence. The actor, who played the black ranger, was picked up in Huntsville, where he later met bail and was released.
Aside from his successful run on The Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers, he was a star on Nickelodeon’s Space Cases and later on FX’s classic program The Shield.
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DeWitt
Three’s Company star Joyce DeWitt was arrested this weekend in southern California for driving drunk. She was pulled over in the city of El Segundo and given a field sobriety test. The officer determined she was intoxicated and arrested her. She was booked and released later that day.
DeWitt, 60, played Janet on the hilarious 70’s show. It still ranks as one of my favorite sitcoms ever.
I must admit that this mugshot isn’t very flattering. I feel bad for poor Joyce.
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Not a flattering picture of Gary Coleman
These two just can’t seem to get along. Gary Coleman’s wife, Shannon Price, was arrested Wednesday in Utah on suspicion of domestic violence and disorderly conduct. Word is that she locked Gary out of their house, cursed at police officers, and thrashed the interior of their house.
Coleman’s been known to have a temper and his relationship with Price has been stormy to say the least. Divorce proceedings were started in April 2008, less than a year after they tied the knot. Obviously they’ve stayed together since then but it looks like this may be the end of their holy matrimony.
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David Archuleta
American Idol runner-up David Archuleta’s father has pleaded no contest to patronizing a prostitute. He was picked up back in January at a massage parlor in Salt Lake City, apparently after neighbors complained about women of the night prowling the area.
James Jeffrey Archuleta, who is 47, will have his record wiped clean if he stays away from hookers for the rest of the month. Really, that’s it? How easy are Utah’s laws? Maybe his public embarrassment is punishment enough.
Archuleta made headlines last year for being intrusive in American Idol activities. If I remember correctly, I think he got banned or something to that effect.
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Tom Sizemore -- off to jail again!
Surprise, surprise, Tom Sizemore got arrested again. I’m really starting to feel bad for this guy. Kind of. I mean, he is doing it to himself.
Sizemore, the troubled, troubled star of Black Hawk Down, Saving Private Ryan and Heat, was arrested for an outstanding warrant in Bakersfield, California. The warrant was in relation to a drug case from 2007. An unnamed man with Sizemore was also arrested on drug possession charges, so we know Tom isn’t keeping good company.
Sizemore has had a lot of trouble with the law, from domestic violence to several drug charges. And not just your typical party drugs like cocaine and marijuana but serious drugs like methamphetamines.
Sizemore was released from custody today and will, I don’t know, stand trial or something. Maybe they’ll just wait until they catch him again. It’ll happen soon enough I’m sure.
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He'll do it, he's nuts
Whoa, how did we miss this? Lindsay Lohan’s father, Michael, was arrested on April 6 for, oh, I don’t know, threatening to kill himself and his girlfriend. Yikes, what a psycho.
Threatening murder upon someone is a pretty serious crime and Mr. Lohan could be facing up to a year in prison. Also worth noting that Michael is behind in child support, by a cool $12,000. I thought he had become a born-again Christian or something. These aren’t very Christian actions, are they Michael?
UPDATE: You can see Michael’s mugshot here.
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