Janet Napolitano, the U.S. Secretary for Homeland Security, is traveling to Spain soon to meet with her international cronies to seek tighter international aviation security measures.
As if airport security isn’t annoying enough! Janet wants to tighten up security even more!
Napolitano is going to order 300 additional advanced imaging scanners (X-ray machines that see you naked) at United States airports, and may order more!!!
These “advanced imaging scanners” are actually harmful X-ray machines you will be standing in and walking through. We are talking about radioactive X-ray machines spewing out terahertz waves (the waves in between infrared and microwaves) full of radiation that will be beaming through your bones every time you step through the machine before boarding your plane.
Studies have also shown that high levels or repetitive physical contact with terahertz waves not only destroy cells, but also harm double stranded human DNA. These scientists said the terahertz waves destroy the molecular structure of DNA by puncturing it with tiny bubbles that literally ruin DNA permanently. This would mean that you could not reproduce your personal DNA ever again.
In a far off place…Warsaw, Poland, our beloved American Pop star Madonna is not wanted there. Warsaw claims that Madonna’s past performances are overly controversial in the ‘religion’ department. Madonna has a track record of doing things a little bit differently like kissing an actor playing Jesus in one of her videos and staging a crucifixion scene in her last world tour. In some other countries, these kind of antics are taken TOO seriously, just like Sacha Baron Cohen’s “Borat” and “Bruno” movies. Some uptight countries simply just can’t handle our entertainment.
This year, Madonna has planned a visit once again to the town that utterly adores her! Not really. Reuters reports that “Madonna has upset some believers in devoutly Roman Catholic Poland by timing her Polish debut concert [in Warsaw] to coincide with the day when Christians mark the Virgin Mary’s ascension to heaven.”
Okay, so the town ‘Warsaw’ doesn’t want her, but the town “Rumin” does! As a matter of fact, people are praying for Madonna to stop there for her tour!
We’ve been following this saga from the beginning. Real quick: David Letterman made a joke about Sarah Palin and her 14 year old daughter (Dave meant it to be about her 18 yr. old daughter) being “knocked up.” That joke did NOT stomach well with some people, so those people have been offended. Palin is outraged, and she told the “Today” show that ‘Dave owes women around America an apology’. Now people are trying to get Letterman fired! It’s all blown out of proportion! Watch Dave’s apology video and you will learn the entire week-long back story, and hear his apology from last night.
Bo Bice is a baby making machine. Bo has implanted his seed in wife, Caroline, for the third time. This kid will join will 9-month-old Caleb James and 3-year-old Aidan Michael in January. God bless you Bo Bice. Keep replenishing America with your seed! Hey Fox, I smell a reality show!
David Letterman made a joke earlier this week that ‘Sarah Palin’s daughter got “knocked up” by New York Yankee third baseman Alex Rodriguez during their recent trip to New York.’
Sarah Palin, the Alaska governor, appeared on NBC’s “Today” show Friday, continuing a feud with David. She told the “Today” show that ‘David Letterman owes an apology to young women across the country for his joke about her daughter.’
Sarah told host Matt Lauer, “I would like to see him apologize to young women across the country for contributing to kind of that thread that is throughout our culture that makes it sound like it is OK to talk about young girls in that way, where it’s kind of OK, accepted and funny to talk about statutory rape,” she said. “It’s not cool. It’s not funny.”
Palin said that it was ‘time for people to rise up against Letterman’s form of humor.’ She thinks that these kind of jokes give girls ‘low self esteem.’
Sarah said, “No wonder young girls especially have such low self-esteem in America when we think it’s funny for a so-called comedian to get away with such a remark as he did,” she said. “I don’t think that’s acceptable.”
Prince Harry arrived in America yesterday for a game of Polo at the Governor’s Island at New York Harbor for the ‘Veuve Clicquot Manhattan Polo Classic’. Today, Saturday, he visited and toured Harlem’s Children Zone, a community organization that offers families social and educational services.
The Polo match was to raise charity for African orphan children that are battling AIDS. His mother Princess Diana was the reason why Harry set up the charity. Harry told the Associated Press: “The prince [Prince Seeiso of Lesotho] and I both lost our mothers when we were very young,” Harry told a pre-match VIP gathering. “We set up Sentebale [Harry's charity org] in their memory, and because my mother loved this city, it makes this occasion all the more poignant for me.”
Other celebs that attended the match were Chloe Sevigny, Kate Hudson, and designer Marc Jacobs, who was seen chatting to Madonna and her sons Rocco and David.
Ok, you + year 2011 + $200,000 + New Mexico= Journey to Outer Space! Be ready! Save up! The regular folk we be able to drop that hot coin if they want to go on a 110 kilometers (70 miles) trip outside of the earth. The flights will be taking off in New Mexico in 2011. Over in Northern Sweden, flights will begin to take off in 2012.
Book your flight asap so you can be checked out and on that spaceship right before armagedeon in 2012! Ha, I bet people will try to do that!
Ok, now I am just learning that the launch site in New Mexico is close to being finished! AND the music company/record label/phone carrier “Virgin,” is behind a big part of this! They have their own spaceship line and their logo is all over this launch site’s “spaceport.” The Virgin logos are displayed as, “Virgin Galactic.” Here’s a picture of the Virgin Spaceport:
A serious news source; FOX News, has reported that a “Pan-Malaysian Islamic party (PAS) claims Rihanna’s performance, planned for Kuala Lumpur on February 13, would be an insult to Asian values.
Rihanna
The Malaysian government has strict rules when it comes to female performers, and artists are required to cover up from their shoulders to their knees. This would be a problem for Rihanna because she is known for skimpy outfits like belly-baring corsets and knee-high boots. The PAS organization, which has launched protests against the U.S. over its support of Israel in the ongoing struggle in the Middle East, has also warned that ticket buyers are contributing to the United States’ economy.”
These guys are T.O.’ed!
“PAS youth wing leader Kamaruzaman Mohamad tells Malaysian newspaper the Star, “Whether Rihanna realizes it or not, we know that the taxes she has paid also contributed to the war in Gaza.”
Mohamad claims the event would be “akin to insulting Eastern culture, belittling local artistes, internationally causing losses to the country’s economy and supporting Israel’s war policy, which is supported by America.”"
So, does Rihanna know about this? Do her peeps know!!!???
“Pineapple Concerts, the promoters behind the show, maintained Rihanna’s management is “aware of the country’s regulations and the difficulties of doing a show.”"
Darren Aronofsky, who directed the new Mickey Rourke film, “The Wrestler“, has stirred up a big bowl of controversy with a lot of people. One of them being the FCC!
The Wrestler
At the recent 66th Golden Globe Awards on NBC, Mickey Rourke went on stage to accept an acting award for his performance in the movie. Director Darren Aronofsky ‘jokingly’ flipped off or a.k.a. gave “the bird” to Mickey while the cameras were rolling. This “bird” gesture was airing all over America! No time to cover the kids’ eyes!
Not only that, but there were a ton of “bleeps” censoring the poddy mouth language throughout the show.
The Los Angeles Times Online Mag reported that the FCC told the L.A. Times personally that “there were 18 complaints written into the FCC” about the explicit/inappropriate language and gestures on the Golden Globes show. The FCC is currently reviewing the matter.
An NBC spokeswoman confirmed that it aired the Aronofsky gesture on the live telecast. “On the West Coast, it went to black for two seconds,” the spokeswoman e-mailed. “Beyond that, we have no further comment.”
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