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    Sting DOESN’T Have Tantric Sex

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    Sad news for people obsessed with Sting’s sex life.  Turns out that the former Police front man doesn’t have sex for hours at a time, contrary to popular belief.  I know, sad huh?  It’s always been a well known fact that Sting can perform for hours upon hours in bed.  However, Sting’s daughter Coco Sumner recently told Love Magazine that the rumor is a gag started by Sting’s friend Bob Geldof.

    “Bob Geldof made up this thing and it stuck — and it’s an international joke!” Coco said.  Turns out the two rockers were giving each other a hard time and the rumor was born.  Coco also said that it’s very embarrassing for people to ask her about her parent’s sex life.  “I don’t really have anything to do with my parents’ sex life. They love each other. So what?”  Good point.

    Sting has never really opened up to the public about his sex life, nor should he.  Maybe we will finally get Geldof to admit that the whole thing is a gag and we can move on with our lives.  However, if I were Sting, I’d let the rumor live on and on.

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    Bono, Sting, Elton John’ Embarrassing Bruno Appearance

    bruno bono sting elton1 Bono, Sting, Elton John Embarrassing Bruno Appearance

    Sasha Baron Cohen’s movie, “Bruno” went to places no other movie has gone before, or more accurately, places no other movie ever wanted to go. And now that the light has dimmed on the box office, we are all left wondering, is Cohen the World’s best con man?

    When all is said and done, Cohen will have offended, angered, embarrassed, ridiculed and degraded countless people. And now you can add the World’s most prominent men to that list.

    Cohen’s run and gun filming technique rarely informs his unwitting cast that the “joke is on them,” so making friends is certainly not on Cohen’s to-do list. But it’s the voluntary participation of, Bono, Sting, Elton John and rocker, Slash, in “Bruno,” that has left many scratching their heads, wondering,” why’d they do it?”

    Who duped these musical giants to stoop to this level? Becoming forever attached to Cohen’s cinema buffoonery? I think it is safe to say; the aforementioned musical icons deserve to be forever, thoroughly embarrassed.

    Cohen’s previous effort,“Borat,Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan,” proved a surprise box office smash. Cohen ingeniously took us on a raunchy, controversial ride, while brilliantly finessing us to see through the eyes of a gangly, somewhat naïve television personality from Kazakhstan.

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