Happy Birthday Mary Kate and Ashley!

 

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Happy  23rd birthday Olsen twins! Thank you for bringing us the joys of “Michelle Tanner”, the guest spot on “Weeds”, and the 2004 movie “New York Minute”. Cheers to the most progressive, stylish, and filthy rich set of twins on planet Earth. I have only one question: Will Jesse and the Rippers be playing your birthday party?

Sopranos star Drea de Matteo is engaged

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These 2 crazy lovebirds, Drea de Matteo (Sopranos) and her rocker boyfriend Shooter Jennings, are engaged to be married. Us Weekly reports that Jennings proposed to  Matteo during his show in Utica, New York. The couple already have a child, Alabama Gypsyrose, who was born in November of 2007. I’d like to go on record to say that this family has the coolest names of all time. Mega inventive and classic. I wish my parents had been a wee more creative but that’s what I get for being the daughter of a couple of french librarians. Congrats to the newly engaged couple!

Happy Birthday Johnny Depp!

johnny_deppOn this day in 1963 , John Christopher Depp II was born in Owensboro, Kentucky. John who later would become the sexiest man alive and  a world renown actor with a  knack for taking on the most challenging and interesting characters to ever grace the big screen. Depp is now 45 years young and one thing has remained the same in all those years, he is hot. Hot, Hot, Hot, and Hot.

With that out of the way, I wish you a  big Feliz cumpleanos or Happy Birthday, Mr. Johnny Depp. 3 cheers for the man who does not age. I’m not complaining, I just find it peculiar. Never change a thing sweetheart. “Public Enemies” looks amazing.

“Slumdog Millionaire” actress is releasing a memoir

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Rubina Ali

Rubina Ali, the 9 year old actress from the Academy Award winning movie “Slumdog Millionaire” is going to release a memoir. Rubina has been a hot topic in the media because her father is basincally trying to pimp her out due to her sudden  “Slumdog” popularity.

“Rubina brings alive a world of wastelands and rat-infested shanty dwellings, and shows us her home, a wooden shack with a tarpaulin roof, where she grew up with her beloved father and siblings,” said a statement given by her publisher.

Why can’t Danny Boyle intervene with a magic check or a Daddy Warbucks adoption clause? These kids gave “Slumdog Millionaire ” the heart it needed to affect the mainstream. The studios get the Oscars and the kids get  the ass end of  the deal.  Weak.

Teenage Lovebirds

Aww, young love

Aww, young love

Love is in the air for teeny boppers Selena Gomez and Taylor Lautner. It looks as the two are getting more comfortable displaying their affection for each other in front of the paparazzi…well, actually Gomez looks quite uncomfortable.

The two were spotted in Vancouver, leaving a sushi restaurant.

I don’t know if she’s actually taken a look at Lautner (did you check out his arms), but if she doesn’t want that sexy 16 year-old, I could name tons of girls AND women who do. You better get up on that girl!

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megan“I’m not going to be married-I’m not the marrying type. I know people will say, ‘Why are you engaged if you’re not the marrying type?’ I am impulsive and I love my boyfriend, but I have no plans of getting married anytime soon.” Megan Fox said during a TV show to address any breakup rumors with sexy boyfriend Brian Austin Green.