Taco Bell Sued For Using Word “Beef” to Describe Meat Mixture

MONTGOMERY, Ala. – Fast food giant Taco Bell is being sued by an Alabama law firm for false advertising because they use the word “seasoned beef” or seasoned ground beef” to describe meat used in their products.

The law firm asserts that the meat mixture Taco Bell sells does not meet the U.S. Department of Agriculture’s definition of “beef.”

A test conducted by the firm concluded Taco Bell’s meat mixture contains a mere 35 percent beef and the rest is fillers, binders and extenders consisting of mostly water, wheat oats, soy lecithin, maltodrextrin, anti-dusting agent and modified corn starch, yummy.

Taco Bell responded by stating that “Taco Bell prides itself on serving high quality Mexican inspired food with great value. We’re happy that the millions of customers we serve every week agree.” stopping short of denying the law firm’s enumeration of actual “beef” contained in their products.

Boys Cupcake Stand Shut Down By Councilman

NEW CASTLE — Two 13-years-old boys got a cruel reminder of how Uncle Sam wants what’s coming to him after the Cupcake Stand they set up was closed down by a New Castle Councilman, Michael Wolfensohn.

Wolfensohn called the cops on the kids who were only trying to make extra money for the holidays. The police arrived and shut the teens down for operating without a license.

“I am shocked and sad for the boys. It was such a great idea, and they worked hard at it,” said the boy’s mother. “But then some Town Board member decided to get on his high horse and wreck their dreams.” Continue reading