Apparently Johnny Depp, 46, has been drinking from the water cooler filled with crazy juice that sits behind the Hollywood sign because he has joined a small number of Hollyweird freaks that think its okay to drug and rape a 13 year old.
I never thought anyone could be that good of an actor and still be grounded in realty and thanks to Johnny’s latest comments, I know I’m right. The 21 JumpStreet star, who worked with the Roman Polanski on the snooze feast “The Ninth Gate”, told the Sydney Morning Herald:
Roman is not a predator. He’s 75 or 76 years old. He has got two beautiful kids, he has got a wife that he has been with for a long long time. He is not out on the street.
So basically as long as you only, and with premeditation, drug and rape a child once you’re A-OKay in Johnny’s book. I’m sure Johnny would have no problem letting Uncle Roman baby-sit his ten year old daughter, Lilly Rose.
In a bold move, ThecounT.com will now narrow Megan Fox’s future, storybook, mega-hookup with one of the following mega-hunks!
ThecounT’s Pick: Brad Pitt
Brandon’s Pick: Johnny Depp
Lisa’a Pick: Robert Pattinson
Please be open-minded as we tell you that this HAS TO AND WILL HAPPEN, eventually.
Hottie Megan Fox MUST get with one of these three men ASAP. The time has arrived to take her star-power to the next level. Are you ready for the Mega-Megan-Hookup?!?
Good lord of board games, this is the stuff gossip outlets dream about!
The Break Down:
ThecounT’s Pick:
Brad Pitt is older than Megan, however, I think they would be a perfect match. Think about it; Angelia Jolie played Brad Pitt like the devil’s fiddle getting him to leave Jennifer Aniston, so let’s face it, as payback goes, Angie has it coming- in spades. Also Angie has not had a blockbuster movie for a while- so, Brad being on the hunt for a new-improved, blockbuster of a girlfriend seems like fair game, at least by Hollywood’s standards. Don’t forget, Brad recently getting snuggly with his “Inglourious Basterds” co-star Diane Kroger which is proof he has a wondering eye, however, Kroger would not be the level of hotness required for a man of Pitt’s status. Megan Fox and Brad Pitt, hmmm, that has a nice ring to it.
This is Heath Ledger’s last film directed by “Fear in Loathing in Las Vegas’” Terry Gilliam. The character Doctor Parnassus, played by Christopher Plummer, plays a traveling thespian who makes a deal with the devil to gain immortality. Johnny Depp is in the film, and he plays one of the many “Tonys”. There are 3 different versions of Heath Ledger’s character “Tony”. All 3 versions are played by Johnny Depp, Jude Law and Colin Farrell!
Tim Burton and Johnny Depp make a rare surprise appearance at San Diego’s Comic-Con to promote upcoming movie “Alice in Wonderland”!
Surprise it sure is! Robert Pattinson and Johnny Depp in the same building at the same time! Gush!!!!! Gush!!!!!
Hereeeeeeeeee’s Johnny!
Happy Monday everybody! We hope your fourth was amazing and safe. You’ve still got all yours limbs, right? Let’s look forward and see what’s bound to make news on this beautiful July day.
MJ
Here are some upcoming stories to count on for Monday, July 6:
Of course everyone is still getting prepared for Michael Jackson’s memorial service. It’ll be tomorrow morning at the Staples Center in downtown L.A. Word is that tickets have started to pop on eBay, fetching nearly $1,000 a piece. This story is certain to stay evolve throughout the day. We’ll keep you up to date on all the current MJ news.
The box office was on fire this holiday weekend. However, as I write this, we still don’t have a clear winner. Both Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs and Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen have made about $42.5 million. The Johnny Depp/Christian Bale film, Public Enemies, also did well with a strong $26.2 million. The final numbers should come out today and we’ll get a real champion so make sure to look out for that.
There’s sure to be more big news today, so stick with The Count for all your pop culture news.
I haven’t liked a Tim Burton movie in a long time but his take on Alice in Wonderland may finally get me back in his corner. Behold, Johnny Depp as the The Mad Hatter:
Johnny Depp as The Mad Hatter
We’ve reported on this before with a photo of Alice attached. However, the picture you see above is the official production photo. If you follow the link to USA Today you can see more pictures, including Helena Bonham Carter as the Red Queen, Anne Hathaway as The White Queen and some of the artistic designs. Obviously, they are going in a brand new direction for the film and from what I’ve heard, it’s gong to be a real trip. The film is scheduled for March 5, 2010. I gotta admit, it looks pretty dang cool.
Try not to look into Depp’s eyes too long. He’s freaking me out.
Jerry Bruckheimer is hard at work trying to get Pirates of the Caribbean 4 made as soon as possible. Mostly due to the fact that the other “Pirates” films grossed about 38 trillion dollars worldwide. That’s my own estimate. Johnny Depp is returning as Jack Sparrow, Geoffrey Rush, and director Gore Verbinski are also slated to return.
“Disney’s priority is to get Pirates made,” he says. “That’s a great franchise for them and for us too. Beloved, with a great character and Johnny’s really excited about coming back to Captain Jack.”
One can only hope they bring some fresher concepts into the next sequel because there’s only so much the audience can handle of 14 minute scenes of 50 Jack Sparrow clones talking clever gibberish to each other. Perhaps in the next film Sparrow can go on the run with Indiana Jones and they can find the crystal skull which turns out to belong to Walt Disney and along the way Jack Sparrow will find out he has 16 year old son who’s a real hooligan. Mutt Sparrows anyone?
On this day in 1963 , John Christopher Depp II was born in Owensboro, Kentucky. John who later would become the sexiest man alive and a world renown actor with a knack for taking on the most challenging and interesting characters to ever grace the big screen. Depp is now 45 years young and one thing has remained the same in all those years, he is hot. Hot, Hot, Hot, and Hot.
With that out of the way, I wish you a big Feliz cumpleanos or Happy Birthday, Mr. Johnny Depp. 3 cheers for the man who does not age. I’m not complaining, I just find it peculiar. Never change a thing sweetheart. “Public Enemies” looks amazing.
Today Eonline.com released this cover image of Vanity Fair’s new issue heading out to newsstands this week. Mr Johnny Depp graces the cover and offers up some quirky information, like how he owns several islands and they are named after his kids, longtime girlfriend Vanessa Paradis, Marlon Brando, and Hunter S. Thompson. Did I mention he named a patch of water Heath’s Place in memory of the late Mr. Ledger? If Johnny Depp wasn’t so impossibly talented, handsome and if he actually aged I’d say he was a lunatic or Mickey Rourke crazy, but he is pretty much perfect in my opinion and one does not question perfection.
On this day in 1963 , John Christopher Depp II was born in Owensboro, Kentucky. John who later would become the sexiest man alive and a world renown actor with a knack for taking on the most challenging and interesting characters to ever grace the big screen. Depp is now 45 years young and one thing has remained the same in all those years, he is hot. Hot, Hot, Hot, and Hot.
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