There is nothing like a 5:00am, romantic, angst-ridden rant to really affirm one’s clear headed-ness. We, of course, needed more proof that Lindsay Lohan was on the level and she gave it to us. Early this morning, she used her very public Twitter account to argue with her on again/off again girlfriend, Samantha Ronson. Actually, it’s more like a multi-layered poem, misguided and penned by a modern age Emily Dickinson on a bad day. Her “tweet,” filled with plenty of confusion and stream of consciousness, reads as follows:
@samantharonson can you make an attempt to not ruin ANYTHI
zG positive that i have FINALLY deserved just to cry myself to sleep with your cheats, errors, and thank you…
for being a friend before a sell-out……….the term “self out” was coined from ME and i gave them sooooooo much insight
For their not only COMPLETE, BUT SUBSTANISAN ***FRIENDS***********
@samantharonson BUT YOU DID perform to her..you JUST told me that your friends are worth more than i am 2 your family & that i’m gross*thx
It’s poetry. Sheer poetry. Ok now, class. Who can tell me the deeper significance of “i’m gross*thx?” Where is Lindsay trailing off to when she writes “cheats, errors, and thank you…?”
Given the source, take this with a grain of salt. The National Enquirer is reporting that Lindsay Lohan has a stash of sexy, provocative photos of herself with on-again/off-again girlfriend Samantha Ronson.
According to the magazine, Lohan was terrified that her recent break-in might have exposed the compromising photographs. Luckily, it seems that the X-rated pics are safely within Lohan’s possession. Actually, I don’t know if anything in Lohan’s possession is ever truly safe.
Says The Enquirer’s inside source: “Lindsay admitted there were girly poses of her and Sam, scantily clad. Other photos showed her in compromising poses were pornographic, but she kept repeating how she’d been absolutely frantic…”
Let’s face it Lindsay, naked photos of you could only help your career. Let the world see you naked. Again.
Many are saying the girl in the white hoodie on this surveillance video filmed the night of the robbery is actually Lindsay Lohan! There are pictures of Lohan in a VERY similar jacket taken just last week. Some say the mannerisms of the girl on the tape prove it’s Lohan. Could the other girl be Samantha Ronson? What do you think?
Lindsay Lohan let her Twitter friends in on her personal life late last night. Looks like LiLo was having a tough evening and wanted all the internet to know. She even asked folks for advice! Too bad I missed it because I have a lot of advice to give Lindsay. Of course, advice for Lindsay Lohan can’t be limited to 140 characters.
As usual, it appears that the young actress was having a spat with on again/off again girlfriend, Samantha Ronson.
Around 4 AM, Lindsay tweeted this: “being lied to after being my father’s daughter…. is miserable, especially when you’re finally back on track. miss u mommy thanks s********” Interesting. Do tell more Lindsay.
She did, later asking a friend “if someone u took a chance on loving-after 3.4.5.7.8.9 times.lied to you tonight..what would u do? even though u love them..?”
Finally, she sends a direct tweet toSamantha Ronson. “are you picking me up or not?” Ronson doesn’t respond.
I get concerned about Lindsay Lohan. Who is out at four in the morning on a Tuesday night, bickering with an ex and seeking rides home? That doesn’t seem like a healthy life style. Then again, this is coming from the guy who was playing Metal Slug 3 until 3 AM last night so who am I to judge?
Lindsay Lohan called a locksmith for help late last night — and showed her gratitude by stiffing him!
Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson called USafe Locksmith to Sam’s house when they realized they lost the house keys.
As the locksmith did his thing, Lindsay found an open window and told the locksmith he could stop. The locksmith asked for his $39 fee, but Lindsay refused, offering $20 instead.
The locksmith tells us Sam then told him to move his car away from the property. He obliged, but when he came back, Lindsay and Sam had locked themselves in the house and didn’t pay him a penny.
This is why you don’t pick up the phone when these 2 call! Cops, Locksmiths, Tow Trucks don’t respond to any of their calls, you won’t get paid!
Mtv reports that Lohan has officially split from her partner, Samantha Ronson, as of Monday. No wonder why the Earth has been soo rampant with chatastrophic events as of late. The Pope was seen huttled over in despair ( reps for the Pope could not confirm this). Who knew secretly that the quakes were simply a prophetic event meant to warn of worse events to come…today the world is a dark, empty place. We will wait patiently for this great wrong to be rectified.
Hillary Swank couldn't do it better...the loss of Ronson will be mourned
Goes to Lindsay Lohan. I actually kinda feel sad for the girl. First her assistant crashes her new $100,000 Miata, and now Lindsay is crying wah wah wah to E! online about all the current rumors.
What made me shed a tear is when Linds said, “People telling lies about me to her [Ronson] and all this garbage. I’m really a good person and I have a good heart and just want to work. The only reason I go to clubs is to hear Samantha spin or be normal.”
Oh, the horror! Lindsay goes to clubs to “be normal,” listen Lindsay, maybe if you STOP going to clubs to listen to someone else WORK you could find work yourself; because no one is going to hire a party animal. This girl is pathetic, she’s screaming out “Hire Me” to anyone who will listen. Seth Rogen…are you out there buddy?!
The word is, nothing has changed in the rollercoaster romance between Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson. The disaster of a duo were contracted to appear at a club called Passions, at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Hollywood Florida, for a Valentines Day party, however, they were no-shows.
Reports of a huge fight between the Lohan and Ronson surfaced from the night before, at a club in NYC, this might have been the real reason they never made it to Florida.
As soon as word got out that the Club they canceled on might seek finical restitution for the blown-off performance, a doctor’s note was quickly produced stating, Lohan and Ronson were, “deemed them too sick to travel.”
There is nothing like a 5:00am, romantic, angst-ridden rant to really affirm one’s clear headed-ness. We, of course, needed more proof that Lindsay Lohan was on the level and she gave it to us. Early this morning, she used her very public Twitter account to argue with her on again/off again girlfriend, Samantha Ronson. Actually, it’s more like a multi-layered poem, misguided and penned by a modern age Emily Dickinson on a bad day. Her “tweet,” filled with plenty of confusion and stream of consciousness, reads as follows:
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