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LAPD comes through on catching a gang of kids that have been ripping off houses in the Hollywood Hills, including the home of Lindsay Lohan.
Cops say they recovered items in the mobs possession that belonged to “well known celebrities.” Police also recovered drugs and guns.
The arrests were made in Los Angeles and Las Vegas. Bail is set at $50,000.
Read moreParis fashion week brought great jeers from Lindsay’s fashion peers.
Lindsay Lohan and Spanish designer Estrella Archs debuted the awful Spring 2010 Ungaro collection today in Paris.
Colors flying in all the wrong directions and hearts on butts where only a few of the misguided fashion statements Lohan made in this collection.
But the real question is, what the hell is going on with Lindsay’s face? She looks beyond tired and a bit off kilter. Who know? I’ve been warning her mother to intervene, but it seems no one is listening…
"Hey Ali, go get your big sister an ash tray."
If only there was some sort of government body that monitored bad parents and prevented unhealthy households. If only…
Our favorite competitive drinker, Lindsay Lohan (pictured above in her natural habitat) took her 15-year-old sister Ali out to the bars of Los Angeles recently, enjoying a night of sisterly partying and smoking. Cute.
According to Life & Style Magazine, Linds and Ali “partied until after 1 a.m., and [Lindsay] treated Ali as if she were just one of her friends at the club with her. And Ali was excited to be there.” A waitress at the swanky Roosevelt Hotel said that “both of them were smoking like chimneys and dancing around.”
Okay, I’m not going to tell people how to live their lives but, Ali Lohan, don’t follow in your sister’s footsteps. She seems like a perfectly nice girl but she has made some horrible, horrible choices when it comes to her health. Just look at that picture of her, she looks like Mickey Rourke a very old lady. So while it’s fun to hang with your older sister, just stay away from the drinking and smoking. Trust me, you’ll thank me later.
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Pictured above is Lindsay Lohan, looking like a fifty year old woman. Honestly, I’m shocked when I remember that Lindsay is YOUNGER than me. She is starting to remind me of Jenny from Forrest Gump.
Why does this photo remind me of Mickey Rourke?
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There is nothing like a 5:00am, romantic, angst-ridden rant to really affirm one’s clear headed-ness. We, of course, needed more proof that Lindsay Lohan was on the level and she gave it to us. Early this morning, she used her very public Twitter account to argue with her on again/off again girlfriend, Samantha Ronson. Actually, it’s more like a multi-layered poem, misguided and penned by a modern age Emily Dickinson on a bad day. Her “tweet,” filled with plenty of confusion and stream of consciousness, reads as follows:
@samantharonson can you make an attempt to not ruin ANYTHI
zG positive that i have FINALLY deserved just to cry myself to sleep with your cheats, errors, and thank you…
for being a friend before a sell-out……….the term “self out” was coined from ME and i gave them sooooooo much insight
For their not only COMPLETE, BUT SUBSTANISAN ***FRIENDS***********
@samantharonson BUT YOU DID perform to her..you JUST told me that your friends are worth more than i am 2 your family & that i’m gross*thx
It’s poetry. Sheer poetry. Ok now, class. Who can tell me the deeper significance of “i’m gross*thx?” Where is Lindsay trailing off to when she writes “cheats, errors, and thank you…?”
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Lindsay Lohan’s trend alert. Think: winter on top, summer on the bottom. It’s conservative and slutty all at the same time.
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Lindsay Looking Yummy!
Lindsay posted these pictures on Twitter expressing her love for HBO original series “True Blood.”
Okay now I must say Linday is starting to get on my good side! She looks friggin HOT!
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Just imagine this photo but with NO clothes!
Given the source, take this with a grain of salt. The National Enquirer is reporting that Lindsay Lohan has a stash of sexy, provocative photos of herself with on-again/off-again girlfriend Samantha Ronson.
According to the magazine, Lohan was terrified that her recent break-in might have exposed the compromising photographs. Luckily, it seems that the X-rated pics are safely within Lohan’s possession. Actually, I don’t know if anything in Lohan’s possession is ever truly safe.
Says The Enquirer’s inside source: “Lindsay admitted there were girly poses of her and Sam, scantily clad. Other photos showed her in compromising poses were pornographic, but she kept repeating how she’d been absolutely frantic…”
Let’s face it Lindsay, naked photos of you could only help your career. Let the world see you naked. Again.
(music by ThecounT : )
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