Amazing Chimpanzee Asks Lady To Peek In Purse (VID)

This damn chimp is almost human. When the lady dosen’t comply with his wishes he seems to flip her the bird? :)

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FLESH EATING BACTERIA STRIKES AGAIN! New Mom Stricken ‘Quarter of an Inch in Half an Hour’

 FLESH EATING BACTERIA STRIKES AGAIN! New Mom Stricken Quarter of an Inch in Half an Hour Lana Kuykendall is an Atlanta paramedic and a new mom who just gave birth to twins.

The day after returning home from the hospital she started experiencing leg cramps and then noticed a lesion growing on the same leg. The woman was transported back to the hospital and within 2 hours she was undergoing surgery for necrotizing fasciitis, the menacing flesh eating bacteria.

Her hubby gave some chilling details: “the longer she sat there, the bigger that spot got. It was initially the size of a 3-by-5 index card. But it got bigger and bigger. It moved a quarter of an inch in half an hour.”

HIGH SCHOOL SENIOR PRANKERS IN SMALL MIDWESTERN INDIANA TOWN SUSPENDED OVER POST-IT NOTES!!!

A creative and colorful prank ended in suspension for five high school seniors. PRANK 500x375 HIGH SCHOOL SENIOR PRANKERS IN SMALL MIDWESTERN INDIANA TOWN SUSPENDED OVER POST IT NOTES!!! The pictures seem innocent enough, so why the harsh punishment?  It was an eventful day at Cascade High School in Hendricks County (Clayton, Indiana) just a few miles over from where Jeff Gordon went to high school.

“It just floored us that all this has happened. It’s blown so much out of proportion,” said one student.

Oops! Goldman Sachs Lawyer Accidentally Leaks Damning Docs

Patrick Byrne put it best: Joe Floren screwed the pooch. He filed something containing an attachment he forgot to redact. That attachment is a previous filing of Overstock’s, a filing which contains but a sample of the shenanigans at Goldman and Merrill that has turned up over the course of five years and millions of pages of discovery, but which filing we had redacted when we made it (as good litigants do).Fortunately for the cause of all that is good and right about America, Joe Floren’s goof came to the attention of a diligent 1st amendment attorney in California named Karl Olson, who represents the Economist, Bloomberg, the New York Times and Wener Publications (owners of Rolling Stone magazine) in their efforts to obtain the documents. Karl Olson provided Joe Floren’s sloppy filing to his clients.

Holy Cow! Paralyzed Man Regains Grasp After Docs Rewire Nerves

A 71-year-old man, who had become paralyzed after he was injured in a car accident in 2008, can again move his fingers after doctors rewired his nerves to bypass the damaged ones in a pioneering surgical procedure.

Because the man’s C7 vertebrae in his spinal cord had been crushed, the nerve circuits responsible for sending signals from the brain to the muscles in his hands were severed and hence lost all control but crafty doctors noticed the nearby nerves had not been injured in the accident so they cut an undamaged nerve in the man’s elbow and connected it to the damaged nerve responsible for activating muscles in the hand responsible for grasping objects — and it worked.
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Stripper Giving Lap Dance Dosen’t Notice Guy Died 12 Songs Ago

El Paso, Texas. A man is dead after receiving lap dances from a stripper who didn’t notice the poor fellow had at-some-point expired.
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The stripper though she had landed a good costumer Friday night after the dude didn’t object to her dancing for 12 straight songs.

As you may know, strippers charge per song, but what this genius dancer didn’t notice was the man she had just been dancing all over — had actually suffered from a heart attack and had been dead a majority of the time. It wasn’t until it came time to pay up that the girl finally figured it all out.

Brad Pitt Almost Got His Ass Kicked By Mike Tyson – A True Story

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Mike Tyson was ordered and had already moved out of his own mansion and Robin Givens even got to keep the Bentley.

One night Tyson returned to his house for a surprise booty call, which was apparently just fine with Givens because despite their split, the two still were spending a lot of time together and in Tyson’s own words, “We was still f—king” –

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After Robin didn’t answer the door Tyson decided to wait around for her to show up and when she did, Tyson came face-to-face with Brad Pitt exiting the aforementioned Bentley. Awkward…