Copycat: Dawn Richards vs. Rihanna

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Dawn Richards is the only female that made it out alive after money maker/money taker Diddy, decided to break up female pop group Danity Kane. But it seems to me that the only way she’s staying relevant is by copying someone else’s style…Rihanna.

Richards went from long hair to short and high Rihanna hair. Not to mention she also tries to mimic Rihanna’s fashionable style. Here is a picture she posted on Twitter of her new hairdo; looks a lot like Rihanna’s don’t you think?

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This post was written by Porsche on June 29, 2009 Write a Comment (2)

Last Dance

Photos of Michael Jackson practicing at the Staples center 2 days before he passed away has surfaced on the web. Michael looks absolutely fabulous and healthy, which is why is sudden death is not only devastating, but surreal. The photographer of these photos,Kevin Mazur,  issued this statement:

“I am devastated by the sudden loss of ‘The King of Pop,’ who I have photographed numerous times since the Victory Tour in the ’80s. When he hit the stage at rehearsal, I was thrilled that the magical Michael Jackson was BACK!!! I felt the same adrenaline rush as when I photographed him the first time moonwalking. I was so looking forward to shooting the O2 Arena performances with the amazing production that Kenny Ortega and AEG put together with Michael for his fans.”

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Bubbies Part 2

Why oh why must Bravo torture our eyes with the sight of these botox and silicone induced women of New Jersey. It’s been confirmed that the Desperate…I mean Real Housewives of New Jersey will come back for a season 2.

It’s just so sad to watch a bunch of 40 something women bicker over stupid situations while being filmed. Obviously Life& Style magazine doesn’t feel the same way because they said, “It’s going to be crazier than the first. It’s going to explode.”

The only thing exploding from those real housewives are fake bubbies and botox. No word on when filming will take place, but will you be watching?

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Smell Like Patrick Dempsey

Patrick Dempsey 2

Apparently Grey’s Anatomy hunk, Patrick Dempsey, debuted his first cologne last year called Unscripted. You may be just as surprised as I am, but don’t spend too much time googling the fragrance because he’s coming out with yet another. That’s right ladies, if you’re with a man who doesn’t look like Patrick, well at least they can smell like him with his new cologne which he titled Patrick Dempsey 2.

You may not have heard of it since it’s being sold through Avon and the only people who shop there are old women with hundreds of cats; unless you’d beg to differ.

So what’s the reason for such a boring name for his cologne, Dempsey said, “It’s about the intimacy of two people and the strength you get in a relationship.”

Okay, that is definitely something his publicist came up with. When I think of the Patrick Dempsey 2 cologne, I am NOT thinking about my relationship, or lack of there of; and I’m quite sure no one else is either. Don’t you think.

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Double Dipper

Audrina Patridge got her big break when she was spotted lounging at her apartment pool by Heidi Montag. Since then, she’s become a breakout star in the F-List world of reality television on MTV’s The Hills. Well, Patridge is doing a Lauren Conrad and saying seya nara Hills, because she’s getting her own damn show.

That’s right, for some stupid reason, Patridge will start filming her own reality show that focuses on her life and career as an F-List actress on MTV. Audrina told PEOPLE, her show will be, “spicier, edgier, and older.”  I wonder if she came up with those three adjectives herself. Obviously her show won’t be that spicy because she had to double dip back into her ex-boyfriend pool and bribe them to make a cameo.

Remember that Austrialian BMX biker Corey Bohan. The two went on a couple dates but Audrina hadn’t moved on from Justin Bobby (and who could blame her) so she dumped him. Well Bohan may be Patridge’s love interest in her new show, she said, “We’ve been spending a lot of time together. I’m not jinxing anything because as soon as i say anything, I swear it goes bad.”

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This post was written by Porsche on June 24, 2009 Write a Comment

The Face of A Failure

I only know Kate Gosselin for having a modern version of a mullet, ya know, business in the front and party in the back. Well apparently most Americans know her as the mother with 8 kids and a husband that’s been stepping out on her with a long haired brunette…oh yeah, and that whacked out reality show about having a lot of kids.

Apologies to all the viewers of Jon and Kate Plus 8, because the show is on hiatus since the unhappy couple decided to get a divorce. Gosselin continues to whore out her family and personal business by blabbing to PEOPLE magazine about how she’s a failure because she can’t keep her husband at home, saying, “On a good day, I feel relief. On a bad day, I feel failure.”

So what’s next for the family of 10? Probably more personal publicity whoring between mom and dad while the young children are pushed to the side.

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This post was written by Porsche on June 24, 2009 Write a Comment

Hoe Activity – New Miley Cyrus Pictures

For a quick second I was proud of Miley Cyrus. She broke up with her 20 year old boyfriend; what a 16 year old is doing with a grown as man I have no idea, but they’re dunzo so I guess it doesn’t matter. She started seeing the cutest Jonas Brother Nick. He is an active Christian and I thought Miley was too, but when you participate in hoe activity such as taking overly sexual pictures like these, positive thoughts about you are hard to find.

This photo of Cyrus molesting this chair AND looking a little too slutty with the DIRECTOR of her latest film, Adam Shankman, has hit the net and hasn’t received good reviews.  Hmm, I’m starting to wonder what Miley did to get the part in this movie. In her defense, the pervert, I mean director posted this message on his Twitter:

“Miley is a sweet angel who works tirelessly and endlessly, and is allowed to have fun in the make up room! Seriously! Lighten up or no more behind the scenes pics! She’s like my angel little sister.“

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This post was written by Porsche on June 23, 2009 Write a Comment (4)

Attack of the Swirl!

Though I’m not afraid to admit I indeed am a victim of the swirl, which celebrity couple pulls it off better. Kim Kardashian and her big headed boyfriend, San Diego native Reggie Bush, or ex-Playmate Kendra Wilkinson and her soon to be husband Hank Bassett?

Wait a minute. Am I noticing a pattern here. Both Hank and Reggie are black football players and victims of the swirl. It’s a revolution people! Kim Kardashian needs to step her game up because Kendra hasn’t even dated Hank for one year and she’s already pregnant and marrying him this Saturday; so she’s financially set for life.

Step your game up Kim! By the look on Reggie’s face..they’ll be over this year.

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This post was written by Porsche on June 23, 2009 Write a Comment

Nick Cannon Ready to Knock Mariah Up

It’s bad enough that Mariah Carey didn’t give husband Nick Cannon any nookie until he put a ring on it, but now he has to wait a good two years to get her barefoot and pregnant. Cannon is ready to put more money in his bank account, I mean, have a lovely child with his beautiful wife Mariah; but until their marriage is perfect, Nick is living a no glove no love lifestyle with his wife.

He told PEOPLE about his plans to have children saying, “I want to be a father that’s all about love. That’s the main thing to get right and at the end of the day it’s just about smothering my children with love. The same way I do to my wife! We had our first year and enjoyed it. This year for us is about establishing everything and creating a household. So when we do welcome a child, it will be in a very established home”

Aww how sweet Nick. Now I know why Mariah is stalling with getting pregnant, because she’ll have two kids running around her house, “I will probably be the fun dad because I’m silly. I’m always trying to have a good time and always doing funny  and stupid stuff.”

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This post was written by Porsche on June 23, 2009 Write a Comment (1)

Ellen and Portia Don’t Like Penis

They Love their Animals

Ellen DeGeneres and Portia De Rossi are a popular couple in the gay community. But those admirers better not be wishing for an Ellen Jr. because the happy newlyweds don’t plan to have any children. The daytime funny woman Ellen, told AOL’s Inside/TV, “I don’t think we’re going to have kids. We have animals, and we love them. They don’t talk back, and they don’t explore their vocal chords out in public.”

Did Ellen just compare kids to animals? Of course Ellen or Portia would need another object to have children…a penis! If either of them really wanted children in their lives then they wouldn’t be gay. What do you think, they were born that way.

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