White House Press Secretary Jay Carney and his family are featured in uber-corny profile in this month’s Washingtonian magazine. But Russia may not find the spread camp, heck, they may even dub it, Ochen’ khorosho!

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The only thing that’s missing is Fluffy! Okay so maybe there’s already enough fluff!

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So the object is to bring the tower down? Where have we heard that one before?

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In one photo, from what could be the lamest photoshoot to come out of Washington in a long while, Carney’s wife and kids are pictured in the kitchen which just happens to be decorated in Russian propaganda posters..