Man Responsible For Olympic Rings Debacle Found Dead?

February 9, 2014

The Daily Currant is reporting that the man responsible for operating the Olympic Rings during the Sochi Winter Olympic Opening Ceremonies was found dead!

olympic rings malfunction during opening ceremonies Man Responsible For Olympic Rings Debacle Found Dead?

T. Borris Avdeyev was found dead in his hotel room with multiple stab wounds, say Russian officials.

Avdeyev was a technical specialist responsible for the Olympic Ring spectacle, which embarrassingly malfunctioned last night. Five animatronic snowflakes were supposed to transform into Olympic Rings. The first four functioned properly but the fifth snowflake failed to change shape.

Although his body was badly mangled and the wounds were consistent with a struggle, so far officials say they don’t suspect foul play.

Sure there were stab wounds and bruises all over the body,” admits the lead investigator on the case, “But who knows what caused them. Maybe he tripped and fell on a set of knives. Right now we’re ruling this an accidental death.

“It’s terrible when accidents like this happen. But then again, maybe Mr. Avdeyev should have thought twice before he screwed up the Olympics. Accidents tend to happen to people who betray Russia.”



Despite the government’s story, fellow hotel guests reported hearing a struggle in Avdeyev’s room around 3am local time.

“There was a very loud noise last night,” Canadian bobsled member Guy Lafleur, who was staying two hotel rooms down, “I called the front desk but the phone didn’t work so I went to the room where the sound was coming from and saw three big men leave the room.



We are awaiting confirmation on this report. Developing.

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  • Marthastew

    The Daily Currant is a satirical online news site. It’s a hoax.



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