THECOUNT.COM "News You Can Count On!" - March 1, 2013
Now we know why Diddy changes his name so damn much! He’s running from a soggy past! Seems Sean Combs, 43, told Ellen that as a kid, the sugar in Kool-aid used to make him wet his bed – big time. Especially at sleepovers…
“One thing I want to say is, I grew up as a Kool-Aid kid,” Diddy said, admitting he never drank water. “I used to pour a half a pound of sugar into the Kool-Aid. Besides it having me bouncing off the walls, I used to be a bed wetter.”
“OK, I guess I’m confessing that I used to be a bed wetter, so I went on this quest to stop wetting the bed, and the first day that I had a sleepover and I didn’t wet the bed, it was, like, one of the greatest days of my life. It gave me the swagger that I have today because I stopped wetting the bed, there is something about sugar that makes you wet the bed. So to all you boys and girls out there, as Muhammad Ali used to tell you [to] brush your teeth, I’m telling you to drink water, OK? It will stop you from wetting the bed, and you won’t be embarrassed in front of the girls at sleepovers.”
Okay! So let’s hear more about those sleepovers!
“I grew up in the ‘hood. Whoever would take the kids, that’s who was sleeping over.”
Okay so maybe not.
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