Well now this is convenient! Sony just got access to a lot more of that sweet expendable cash burning a hole in teen’s pockets… It’s official! The all-new “Total Recall” reboot will contain scenes depicting a women.. While maintaining a coveted PG-13 rating.
Sony confirmed that the classic redux will feature a fully exposed woman who is fully exposed, revealing her lady parts, unlike the 2012 Comic Con reveal (below) which employed a carefully placed ribbon.
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Sony said, “The new movie won’t disappoint when it premieres at midnight — because the revamped 3-boob’d lady will ALSO be going there … sans the strip she flaunted at Comic Con this year.” reported TMZ.
Historically, not many movies featuring boobage have cut the mustard when trying to get the enhanced PG rating – Considering nudity, (especially of the blatant, gratuitous variety,) is rarely allowed in PG-13 movies.
The original 1990 Recall, starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, also showed a 3-boob’d woman and was rated “R”.
The films that do show boobs that are rated PG-13: “Titanic,” “The Fifth Element,” “Something’s Gotta Give,” “Forrest Gump,” and “Splash.”
And now the camp “Total Recall?” For better or worse, I think we have a new standard folks…