by THECOUNT.COM "News You Can Count On!"
on September 26, 2011
by THECOUNT.COM "News You Can Count On!"
on September 22, 2011

6 Ton Monster to Rain From Sky Friday

You won’t find this story on the front page of even though a quick check of the facts says this should be headline news and they should be warning us that we all need to be very concerned.

The facts: six tons of monster satellite is on its way to crash down on earth this Friday.

The not so facts: This falling freight train is expected to break up into at least 100 pieces with some of the bigger pieces weighing as much as 300 pounds.…

by THECOUNT.COM "News You Can Count On!"
on September 20, 2011

Postal Service Broke But Spending Like Crazy

Here’s one of those stories that makes you go “huh?”

Seems that even with recent reports that our beloved USPS may be just months away from total insolvency they still find ways to spend like crazy.

Today it was a pricey ceremony at the National Zoo in Washington, DC, complete with Postal Service dignitaries and live tigers, no joke.

The USPS unveiled the “Save Vanishing Species” postage stamp and dare I say that with frivilas spending like this, the USPS may want to consider featuring itself on the next vanishing species stamp……

by THECOUNT.COM "News You Can Count On!"
on September 20, 2011

Show-and-Tell Bad Mama Crack Pipe Version

SWEET SPRINGS, Mo. –– Kindergarten is a jungle.  A little kid pulled out a crack pipe and $3,700 worth of crack rocks during a show-and-tell at a northwest Missouri elementary school.

Sometime after the incident the boy’s mom was arrested and charged with two class C felonies: possession of a controlled substance and endangering the welfare of a child. Each charge could get the bad mom up to seven years in the slammer and a $5,000 fine.

by Edwin Daniels
on September 20, 2011

TRON 3 Is Happening… Or Is It?

Is Tron 3 Coming Out?

When a film makes $400 million worldwide in theaters, generally it’s safe to say that a sequel is on the way. However, when the film in question is TRON: Legacy – which, between production and marketing, is estimated to have cost upwards of $300 million – that’s not necessarily a given.

Walt Disney Pictures meant for Legacy to kick off a new era in the new TRON universe. Despite mixed reviews and disagreements over whether or not the sequel was really a financial “blockbuster”… it has.…

by THECOUNT.COM "News You Can Count On!"
on September 19, 2011

Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino Acting in New Webseries

I tried so hard not to watch Jersey Shore, until recently, I gave in!

JWOWW is doing a tanning deal with my friends at Australian Gold, and The Situation is working with my friends over at, so I felt like I had to finally tune into the show.

Boy I am so glad I watched Jersey Shore! I love the show to pieces! The cast is so perfect, and I love the interlocking stories of every individual cast member.…

by THECOUNT.COM "News You Can Count On!"
on September 19, 2011

Nancy Grace In Your Face

The loud mouth, the facial expressions, the gestures, the bright silky blouses… all of this in combination, you get Nancy Grace, in your face!

The HLN News star kicks some serious butt when it comes time to investigating missing persons cases. Nancy Grace loves getting to the bottom of WHO DONE IT!?!?

Although the lady makes a ton of racket, you gotta love Grace for her big heart, as she is out to solve many mystery cases and help families.…

by Lisa Mason Lee
on September 18, 2011

Warning! Trendy Feather Earrings Poisonous

In this economy, we all want to save money, and we cut corners around what we really want, and then settle for a product that is similar, yet cheaper in quality. In most cases there is no serious risk involved with cutting corners, but in this case, there is a very serious risk.These trendy feather earrings that look so great, may not make you feel so great in the long run. Some of these flashy and fun earrings have a big dirty secret…I found it out!

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by THECOUNT.COM "News You Can Count On!"
on September 16, 2011

Crappy Carousel Poops Out Riders

worst ride ever Crappy Carousel Poops Out Riders

Okay, I’ve seen a lot of weird stuff in my life and most of it has been right here on the good ole’ internet, but never have I seen something so disturbing, so down right wrong! You may want to sit down for this one, but don’t sit where the following folks sat or you may be soaking in pooh and vomit.

Now get this! This is a picture of a ride at an unknown “Amusement” park where kids willingly crawl into the ass crater of a very large man and marry-go-round whilst perched in his butt, and then at some point they get ejected from his rump, oh and did I mention, you get to pay for all this glory?…

by THECOUNT.COM "News You Can Count On!"
on September 16, 2011

Heads Up! 6 Ton Satellite to Hit Earth Next Friday

satellite 150x200 Heads Up! 6 Ton Satellite to Hit Earth Next FridaySooo, be on the lookout around September 23rd, because a 6 1/2 ton satellite might crash on your head. Well, not all of the 6 1/2 tons will hit you at once…

According to NASA, they said they are unsure where the retired “UARS” satellite is going to land! Luckily, instead of the whole satellite hitting the earth at once, it is going to get cooked by the high temperatures, and fall apart during it’s reentry.…