by THECOUNT.COM "News You Can Count On!"
on August 31, 2010

Britney Being Kept Far Away From Old Hollywood Crotch Crew

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As we reported here on ThecounT.com , we’ve noticed a major positive change in Britney Spears since she filmed the “Britney Spears” themed episode of Glee. As our friends over at PoorBritney.com put it-”Britney seems more gleeful since shooting Glee.”

Her and boyfriend Jason Trawick have been vacationing in Hawaii for almost a week now, and they’ve been having quite the romantic time! There are numerous pictures of them holding hands, smiling, kissing and playing the ocean together.…

by Lisa Mason Lee
on August 31, 2010

Lindsay Blames Britney for Becoming a Druggie!

Wait til’ Britney Spears hears about this when she gets off of the boat in Hawaii!

Lindsay Lohan Vanity Fair

Lindsay Lohan did an interview, an entire photoshoot and starred in a mini-movie for Vanity Fair magazine, and it all took place on Judy Garland’s old vintage yacht! The whole spread was done before Lindsay went to jail and rehab, and the pictures, video and interview have all been just released. Lindsay told Vanity Fair that she looked up to Britney when she was younger, and she shouldn’t have because she wouldn’t “be where she is today”!…

by THECOUNT.COM "News You Can Count On!"
on August 31, 2010

Football Player Dandruff Insured for $1MIL

Polamalu, Pittsburgh Steelers football player known for his long hair has turned a problem with dandruff into gold flakes. Head & Shoulders has hired Polamalu as a pitchman for their shampoo products and insured his locks in the process for $1 million with Lloyd’s of London.

So theoretically, if Polamalu gets his hair pulled out while on the field or if he mistakes hair remover for his shampoo and comes out of the shower bald, Lloyd would have to pay up.…

by THECOUNT.COM "News You Can Count On!"
on August 31, 2010

Badass Granny Shoots Intruder

DECATUR, Ala. Crooks may want to think twice before targeting the elderly. When Ethel Jones, a 69-year-old grandmother goes to bed she puts her teeth in a glass and a pistol under her pillow.

When granny was awoken by a burglar riffling through her bedroom dresser drawers she returned the favor with a direct hit to the bad guy’s stomach. Now the 18-year-old not only has a hole in him but also faces second-degree burglary when he gets out of the hospital.…

by THECOUNT.COM "News You Can Count On!"
on August 30, 2010

Drunken Monkeys Terrorize Town

I need a drink...

South Africa’s ancient wine country is plagued by fermented grape eating baboons.

There is not much vineyard owners can do about it. The baboons swarm the grape rich land and feast on fallen, fermented grapes, many becoming so drunk, they can’t find their way home.

The beasts are indigenous to the area, however, it’s man and his lust for progress that has brought them closer to humans and their prized vino bounty.…

by Lisa Mason Lee
on August 30, 2010

Paris Hilton Getting Nailed with Drug Felony-Prison Next?

Paris Hilton was busted in Las Vegas this weekend, with over .8 grams of cocaine that was found in her purse when she got pulled over. She originally was pulled over because cops noticed smoke coming from her windows, and a strong smell of marijuana. They found her and her boyfriend in the car-then the cocaine was found in Hilton’s purse-she claimed it “wasn’t her purse”!

Paris is getting charged with a drug felony, and since it was in Nevada, she could get 1 to 4 years in prison, a possible fine of $5,000 or probation.…

by THECOUNT.COM "News You Can Count On!"
on August 29, 2010
by THECOUNT.COM "News You Can Count On!"
on August 29, 2010

Dear Jamie and Jason: Keep a Close Eye on Britney!

Whilst Britney’s old crotch crew is getting back to their old ways, she’s in Hawaii on a peaceful vacation with her nice boyfriend Jason Trawick. She’s come such a long way since the old Hollywood gang-Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan, dragged Britney into their raunchy scene!

I know you remember those days! How can we forget!? Back in November 2006, Britney lost control and wound up with those bad girls, and next thing you know, Britney was following Paris’ bad orders to show her crotch while exiting the car!…

by THECOUNT.COM "News You Can Count On!"
on August 28, 2010

Photos: Britney Spears New Found Happiness Since Shooting Glee “Britney” Episode

Britney Spears has been on a wild roller coaster ride in life since she was a little girl. She has had so many extreme ups and downs as we all know, and we get to wondering if she will ever gain control and get on the train to real happiness.

Since Britney recently signed onto the show “Glee”, where Britney will be playing herself and other actors will be playing “Britney Spears”, I think the real Britney has somehow found an all new peace in her life!  …

by THECOUNT.COM "News You Can Count On!"
on August 28, 2010