Snooki on Tan Tax, Obama Doesn’t Need A Tan

July 30, 2010

You’ve got to hand it to Jersey Shore’s Snooki for speaking her mind! The umpa lumpa of reality stars said on a recent episode of Jersey Shore, “I don’t go tanning anymore because Obama put a 10% tax on tanning. McCain would never put a 10% tax on tanning. Because he’s pale and would probably want to be tan, Obama doesn’t have that problem. Obviously.”

So in other words, Obama’s black and mandated a special tax on tanning salons because he doesn’t need a tan…

Obama on the other hand is playing off Snooki’s comments by claiming he has never even heard of her! Obama, when asked a question about Snooki, while appearing on “The View” said, “I’ve got to be honest, I don’t know who Snooki is.” Weird thing is, the President mentioned Snooki (yes by name) in a speech at the White House Correspondents Dinner on May 10th 2010, and that speech was referencing the tan tax.

I think Snooki may have won the battle and the war, let’s face it, Snooki’s approval ratings may be better than that of Obama.







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  • http://thecount.com/members/unoloquito/ ricardo

    obama is known not to keep his threads together. Good thing he did not have say, “i did not have sex with that woman.”

  • Chris

    Obama doesn’t write his own speeches. Politicians hire people to write the speeches for them. Therefore the writer of that speech who put that joke in there knows who Snooki is, but that doesn’t mean he knows. He’s just reading the speech. Duh.

  • DancingSpiderman

    I did that previous post all wrong… i thot this wabsite was sposed to capture my LoserName and email automatically…

    reply to DancingSpiderman…

  • Anonymous

    OOhh… Snooki snubbed… by THE PRESIDENT… in public, on network TV…

    the guy in the foreground… is he a Secret Service Agent? Do the SSA’s follow Obama on the beach wearing swimtrunks, or are they still dressed by Smiths from The Matrix?

    …guidettes…

  • http://www.reverbnation.com/satchwood Tommy Satchwood

    Boner, ha! I want an Obama tan, man!

  • nanindy

    Is that a boner on the swim trunks?? Hmmmmm..

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