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on July 30, 2010

Snooki on Tan Tax, Obama Doesn’t Need A Tan

You’ve got to hand it to Jersey Shore’s Snooki for speaking her mind! The umpa lumpa of reality stars said on a recent episode of Jersey Shore, “I don’t go tanning anymore because Obama put a 10% tax on tanning. McCain would never put a 10% tax on tanning. Because he’s pale and would probably want to be tan, Obama doesn’t have that problem. Obviously.”

So in other words, Obama’s black and mandated a special tax on tanning salons because he doesn’t need a tan… Continue reading

by Lisa Mason Lee
on July 29, 2010

Movie Being Written About Tom Cruise’s Character from “Tropic Thunder”

Tom Cruise as Les Grossman

Have you ever seen the movie “Tropic Thunder”? If not, maybe you saw Tom Cruise on the MTV Awards this year, dressed like a half-bald, overweight a-hole producer type of guy. If you saw both like me, then you know all about Tom Cruise dressing in a fat suit, and dancing like a rich and old fat white guy.

Apparently either Cruise is so into this character he plays sometimes, “Les Grossman”, or he thinks everyone else in the world is so into the character, that Les Grossman is getting his own movie!…

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on July 29, 2010

YouTuber LisaNova Gets an Interview with Katy Perry!

Way to go! My YouTube buddy “LisaNova” was commissioned by YouTube, to host an interview with Katy Perry. Perry’s questions all came from YouTubers, and Perry talks about her “boobs” a lot, she talks about kissing girls and even talks about her fiancé Russel Brand and how he would be a good Dad. Way to go on that score Lisa! Watch the 30 min. interview right here.…

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on July 28, 2010
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on July 27, 2010

EXCLUSIVE: Michael Jackson Movie Supplier Claims Extortion

It’s a fact, Michael Jackson paid huge sums of money to stock his vast movie collection with scores of Nazi themed flicks and the two people Jackson employed to find him those movies are speaking out for the first time.

norman solo 150x200 EXCLUSIVE: Michael Jackson Movie Supplier Claims Extortion

We talked exclusively with Norman Scherer, who was Jackson’s personal movie dealer back in the 1990s. Scherer’s take on why Jackson ordered movies glorifying Hitler is vastly different than details given to the NY Post by Scott Shaffer, Jackson’s former personal assistant.…

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on July 26, 2010

$45 Find at Garage Sale Estimated Worth $200 Million

A Fresno, Ca. Painter that paid $45 for two boxes of photographic negatives 10 years ago has finally substantiated that his find is easily worth a whopping $200 Million.

Turns out the boxes he purchased contained 65 glass negatives from historic nature photographer Ansel Adams. Adams, known for his pictures of fabulous nature settings is revered as the father of American photography.

The photographs, taken between 1919, depict Southern California over 70 years ago and feature Yosemite, the Carmel Mission and San Francisco landmarks.…

by Lisa Mason Lee
on July 26, 2010

Pope Benedict XVI Sports a Baseball Cap!

Pope Benedict XVI

This weekend, Pope Benedict XVI stepped out of his Summer house in Rome for a stroll around the yard.

What do you notice about him the most? No, it’s not that he’s got the brightest whites you’ve ever seen. No, it’s not that he’s got the best ironing job you’ve ever seen in your life. No it’s not the sexy chain…

It’s the baseball cap-and it’s hot! Sporty Pope! Sporty Pope! We love it!…

by Lisa Mason Lee
on July 26, 2010

EXCLUSIVE: Lady Gaga Makes Triumphant Return to Texas Gay Western Bar that Helped Make Her Famous

“Don’t forget about me when you’re famous! is the saying that came to mind when I found out that Lady Gaga revisited a popular Texas gay western bar that gave her a chance, and took a leap-of-faith on Gaga, before she became a  world-famous icon.

Lady Gaga with Cowboys

Over the weekend, Lady Gaga gave The Round-Up Saloon a surprise visit after her Friday show at the American Airlines Center in Dallas, Texas.

Before Lady Gaga showed up to the bar, the owners Alan Pierce and Gary Miller had no idea that Lady Gaga was going to actually visit the bar.…

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on July 26, 2010

Get Well Tony Hawk!

tony hawk Get Well Tony Hawk!

Our beloved world-famous skateboard star, Tony Hawk, had a skating accident this weekend at “Action Sports Weekend”, an event at Downtown Disney’s Main Plaza in Anaheim, CA.

Tony was giving the crowd a demonstration on how to land a “540″ and failed. Tony had to be taken to the UC Irvine Trauma Center, and Tony’s blog said that Tony’s diagnosis was a “sheared pelvis and severe hematoma”.

Tony later tweeted: “I will no longer take walking for granted.”…

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on July 26, 2010

Kings of Leon Flees Stage Attacked by Pigeons

When the Kings of Leon hit the stage in St. Louis, Missouri I’m sure getting attacked by pigeons was the farthest thing from their minds, however, as soon as hundreds of the dirty birds started craping on them, the band had enough and left the stage after three song.

The Verizon Amphitheater apparently has a problem with pigeon infestation, so much so, the Kings could not continue to play.

The band reportedly observed something falling from the sky, that was pigeon crap, and when the birds started scoring direct hits on the band’s faces, the lads called it quits.…