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on January 26, 2010
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on January 24, 2010

Screen Actors Guild Award Winners List

Screen Actors Guild Awards trophy 1 Screen Actors Guild Award Winners List

Movies:

_Cast: “Inglourious Basterds.”

_Actor in a leading role: Jeff Bridges, “Crazy Heart.”

_Actress in a leading role: Sandra Bullock, “The Blind Side.”

_Supporting actor: Christoph Waltz, “Inglorious Basterds”

_Supporting actress: Mo’Nique, “Precious: Based on the Novel ‘Push’ by Sapphire”

_Stunt ensemble: “Star Trek.”

Television:

_Drama series cast: “Mad Men.”

_Actor in a drama series: Michael C. Hall, “Dexter.”

_Actress in a drama series: Julianna Margulies, “The Good Wife.”

_Comedy series cast: “Glee.”

_Actor in a comedy series: Alec Baldwin, “30 Rock.”

_Actress in a comedy series: Tina Fey, “30 Rock.”

_Actor in a movie or miniseries: Kevin Bacon, “Taking Chance.”

_Actress in a movie or miniseries: Drew Barrymore, “Grey Gardens.”

_Stunt ensemble: “24.”

_Life Achievement: Betty White.

by THECOUNT.COM "News You Can Count On!"
on January 24, 2010
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on January 21, 2010

John Edwards Likes Stating The Obvious

The cost of one hair cut while  campaigning for the Democratic presidential nomination in 2004? $1, 250.00.

His estimated personal net worth? $54.7 million dollars.

Finally admitting you fathered a child with your trashy mistress while your cancer stricken wife of 32 years, fights for her life? Priceless.

Edwards admitted to being the father of Frances Quinn Hunter, who is almost two years old.   She was born to former Edwards skank-a -licious campaign aide Rielle Hunter.  Edwards hired Hunter as a videographer before his second run for the White House and boy did he get his money’s worth.  Edwards admitted in August 2008 that he had an affair with Hunter.

Last year, Edwards denied fathering the girl. Not only that, Edwards and his brass balls tried to pin paternity on his aide,  Andrew Young and said he welcomed a paternity test. I say he should have gone on The Maury Povich Show and settled this nastiness. “John Edwards you are the father”.   It wouldn’t have taken two years for the results and imagine how funny it would’ve been if his wife, Elizabeth ran back stage crying.  Edwards told NBC News:

“It was wrong for me ever to deny she was my daughter and hopefully one day, when she understands, she will forgive me,”

So what’s the reason for Edwards new found forthcomingness?  Andrew Young has a book coming out on Feb. 2 that will detail the paternity scandal.  This announcement marks another chapter in the fall of a man who was considered a leading candidate for president.   Ahh…I would still do him.

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on January 21, 2010

Conan O’Brien Settles with NBC for $45 Million

The Jay Leno vs. Conan O’Brien show time battle has ended!

The battle ended with a $45 Million settlement for Conan O’Brien to leave his early spot, and to give it back to Jay Leno.

Do you think $45 Million is enough severance pay to sew Conan’s heart back together? Can the money make Conan happy after what has happened? What will Conan do?

Another crappy thing is that Conan can’t work on any other show until SEPTEMBER! The NBC statement said he would be free to work elsewhere “as soon as September”.

I’d say Conan will be doing some major vacationing soon! Good for him. He needs some R&R after this B.S.! Cya in Maui Conan!

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on January 20, 2010

New MacGruber Trailer Revealed!

What does it say about me that I was more excited to see the MacGruber trailer than the Avatar one? Well the wait is over and The “MacGruber” trailer is finally here. Will Forte’s reprises his SNL role as MacGruber a poor man’s MacGyver. The movie also seems to have a good cast including Kristen Wiig and Ryan Phillippe as MacGruber’s team of experts who are determined to help him save the country and Val Kilmer as a slimmed down bad guy.

Enjoy!

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on January 20, 2010

Keanu’s Crime

Finally a picture that illustrates  exactly what I see when I say: “Keanu it’s me Michelle.  Remember me? We shared that amazing weekend in Cabo?”

The very sexy, albeit grumpy Keanu Reeves is in Tarrytown New York filming his new romantic comedy “Henry Crimes”.   Keanu plays Henry, a bighearted man who is falsely accused of robbing a bank in Buffalo.   Maybe the 45 year old actor’s current mood stems from being sued for a bogus paternity claim by some crazy woman  late last year?  Gees, lighten up Keanu.   I said I was sorry.

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on January 19, 2010

Australian Arse

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I was re-watching my favorite part in Terminator Salvation with the very sexy Sam Worthington being tied up and questioned.  I loved that scene! Mostly because it reminds me of a wicked party I had in college but also because of Worthington’s glistening rock hard bod.  However there was something I caught this viewing that I had not previously noticed.  Probably because I keep the sound muted as not to distract me from his twelve pack.  I heard  some sort of gruff accent.  I quickly scurried to IMDB where my suspicions where quickly confirmed, he was an Aussie! Suddenly I realized that Vegemite eaters were everywhere. When did this happen?  And I’m not talking about my mother’s Australians Hugh, Mel and Russell.   I’m talking about ridiculous hot young dingo riders that have seemingly sprouted over night.   Please don’t get me wrong, I harbor no hostility against Australians even though Julian McMahon constantly steals my parking space without apology!  No, I’m just a little shocked how seamlessly this new wave of Australians  have managed to invade Hollywood.   They prove to be more chameleon-like than those tricky Canadians.

Case in point, Jason Stackhouse, Ryan Kwanten, 33.   I watched “True Blood” for years,  how could I  not have seen this before?   He does have that koala lovin’ look about him and his accent is constantly peeking through but when you look like him who’s really listens to you anyway?  Honestly,  I can only understand every other word my sexy Australian work husband Tony says but one of the best things about Australians are they’re so laid back.   He takes little offense to me telling him to shut up and shoving the ball gag back in his mouth.

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Sure Craig Horner,26, dishes out an impressive American accent as Richard Cypher on my guilty pleasure “Legend of the Seeker” but his Australian-ness has ruined my fantasy of taking his sexually inexperience character and introducing him to the ways of love making while the wise wizard Zed cheers us on.  That dream is shot to hell because on average Australians have sex even earlier than us slutty Americans. Damn it!

Well , I won’t be marching in the Kangaroo Jack pride parade anytime soon but in the meantime I’ll  enjoy Australia’s latest exports.

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on January 19, 2010

David Letterman Having “Fun” Cracking Jokes on Leno

Tonight, on the David Letterman Late Show, David read a rude story in the NY Times newspaper that quoted this about him:

“David Letterman and Conan O’Brien are chicken-hearted and gutless”, said NBC Universal Sports Chairman Dick Ebersol, defending Jay Leno from the non-stop jokes that keep coming from David and Conan.

David’s hilarious response to the silly quote was:

“I can’t speak for Conan…but I do it because it’s fun. I’m enjoying making fun of Leno”.

Poor Conan! Wrapped in the middle of the the chaos! Dave is funny though, we love him here at ThecounT!

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on January 18, 2010

George Clooney Haiti Earthquake Relief Telethon Concert Will Be Star Studded

Get ready for George Clooney’s Haiti Earthquake Relief Telethon!

On January 22, George Clooney has planned a telethon to air on more than 12 networks that will rake in money for earthquake victims in Haiti. There will be a star studded lineup of musical guests. Bono, Sting, Justin Timberlake, Christina Aguilera and Alicia Keys will all be performing on the show. Wyclef Jean is going to host the show, and there is supposed to be an attendance of around 40 celebrities.