Fox Knows Horny Women

It’s become apparent to the FOX station that television is consumed with reality dating shows. On these shows, there’s usually a bevy of beautiful, thin women all trying to win the heart of a handsome stud. But FOX thinks…this isn’t reality!!

These shows may feature lovely ladies on them, but they aren’t sitting around watching the shows. Nope, according to FOX, these dating shows are being watched by fat, sloppy, horny women that obviously need love too…and FOX is going to help them.

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The FOX president of alternative Mike Darnell said, “Why don’t real women -the women who watch these shows, for the most part -have a chance to find love too?”

The show is called More to Love. It will be the first reality dating show which focuses on finding love for the kind of women who get excited when they see fast food commercials or learn that a new dessert is coming out.

My question is, will people watch it to poke fun, or to actually see someone find “true love”?