The cast has been announced for the Farrelly Brothers’ Three Stooges movie, and it is ridiculous. From Variety:
Studio has set Sean Penn to play Larry, and negotiations are underway with Jim Carrey to play Curly, with the actor already making plans to gain 40 pounds to approximate the physical dimensions of Jerome “Curly” Howard. The studio is zeroing in on Benicio Del Toro to play Moe.
Ummm…. are you joking? My dear sweet Benicio is NOT going to play Moe. I hope this is not true. Also..how do you zero in on Benicio Del Toro for a role like that? Isn’t Bill Pullman available? I’m sure he’s available… give him a ring. Cary Elwes is also probably available. Hey Jeff Daniels-be a sport and just volunteer.
Sean Penn? Great…he’s probably going to use his half retard (I Am Sam/Harvey Milk) impression while holding his fist in the air and slobbering. It’s basically his method of acting in every film. Ouch. I know…I can be harsh but go back and read my Harvey Milk review.
















