Red Bull Gives Lindsay Wings
| by Carey March 2, 2009 5,501 Views | |
Just the other day I was crying and whining about having sore muscles from the gym… I didn’t get a call back that I wanted and I was slightly hung over. I opened my fridge and DIET COKE was there. I was instantly happy. A fresh ice cold diet coke. I realized I should be designing commercials for them. You hear me Diet Coke peeps? hah
Well, I know someone else who should promote a drink. RED BULL. Lindsay is here drinking her usual daily red bull.
Thing is, when I drink Red Bull I get a little dizzy, shaky, overstimulated…and I start to drive really badly and become a lesbian. Maybe she shouldn’t drink that stuff anymore.
Battle of Diet Coke Versus Red Bull…who wins? Discuss amongst yourselves.
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NO NO NO you missed the question entirely! diet Coke or Diet Pepsi! and the answer is DIET PEPSI BY A COUNTry MILE!
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My fridge stays STOCKED with Diet Red Bull, or what I like to call DRB…I have to give it to Linds!!