I love this girl. I love her because she’s getting what she wants in life: a cool one hit wonder career with an aptly titled song “Damaged”, a fantastic bondage spread in Playboy, gigantic veiny breasts and luscious lips and a friendship with Paris Hilton.
What kind of day is it? A porn-tastic day!! Filled with goodness and twinkies and playboy pictures of the Diva herself. Wow, did this girl ever rise up the ranks fast! Wonder how she went and did that? Probably from her outstanding run on Jeopardy. Is it me or did her boobs get HUGE since she was on that Pump Doggy Dogg Show starring Pump Diggity? Her chest is working overtime to feed those puppies.
I have to hand it to her she’s got a nice rump in the Playboy photos and she knows how to wear absolutely hideous costumes. What is with the lips these days people? I guess it gives us that “I just had amazing mouth watering sex where I had my jaw open for 12 hours” kind of look. H-O-T. So buy your nearest Playboy magazine and support Aubrey. I’m sure we will see her on her own drunken travel show soon. We totally need a pirate ship show with celebrities!!!
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