Well sorta, it’s called a quicke divorce and that’s just what the once happy were granted this morning in London. Madonna divorced Guy Ritchie for his “unreasonable behavior” said a petitioner in a sworn statement.
Wow, “unreasonable behavior” I haven’t heard a celebrity divorce because of that before. Was it because he wanted to eat sugar, or watch television every once in a while, or maybe he just didn’t want a wife more muscular than he is; just a guess!
The court proceeding took only 1 minute, the judge issued a “decree nisi”-which is the first step in the U.K.’s two-stage divorce; I guess they aren’t wasting any time. The only way this will be considered a “quickie divorce” is if there are no disputes in the next 6 weeks and and uh, 1 day, than Guy and Madonna will be completely divorced.
A-Rod is gorgeous and all, but it’s not reason to split up a marriage, come on, you’re 50 and not really a MILF!
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